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Brooke Hogan’s Boobs Can Be Distracting

I actually think that Brooke Hogan looks pretty good in these pictures, that feels weird to say, but it’s true. I guess it’s because she’s hiding her face with those massive sunglasses, wearing a tight pair of jeans and showing off a decent sized set of skin pillows, all highlighted by her platinum blond hair and a nice fake tan. Can you tell I have a thing for strippers? Put her in a dimly lit club with the smell of stale beer and bad perfume and I’d be stuffing singles between those things all night. Does she do private shows?

Jessica Simpson’s Breasts Are Spectacular

Have I professed my love for Jessica Simpson’s breasts lately? I try to do it twice a day. And yes, if you think that was a dirty masturbation joke give yourself a pat on the back. Here she is going somewhere, showing off her massive fat girl boobs on a nicely proportionate body. That almost never happens. I want to nestle up into those skin pillows and sleep for forty days and forty nights. I sometimes fart in my sleep, but I’m sure she won’t mind. Call me. more pictures of Jessica Simpson here

Christina Hendricks’ Massive Talents in Esquire

Ever since I first laid eyes on Mad Men’s Christina Hendricks’ absolutely massive skin pillows , I haven’t been able to look away. Here she is looking possibly the best I’ve ever seen her on the cover of Esquire magazine. So hot! Those things just seem to belong pressed up against my head until I can barely gather enough breath to mutter our predetermined safe-word ‘Aardvark’. Good times.