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Tom Cruise Reprises His Tropic Thunder Role, Sexually Harasses Self

Posted on May 28, 2010 by | Leave a comment

After pandering squarely to its Bieber-feverish demographic , MTV has decided to go another way with the second MTV Movie Awards promo. Watch as Tom Cruise reprises his Jewish producer drag from Tropic Thunder , then subverts the space-time continuum to direct himself in the iconic underwear scene from Risky Business . 14-year-olds are going to be really confused when this doesn’t end with a title card advertising Guitar Hero .

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Translating the SATC2 Cast’s Responses to the Critical Backlash

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Tired of constantly having to reapply their mascara after haters line up one-by-one to toss the appletini of disrespect into their faces, the Sex and the City 2 cast are finally addressing the negative response to their movie, which, utterly unsurprisingly, is poised to out-earn its previous, less critically pooped-upon installment. In a BBC News story about the ferocious backlash , the gals (and writer-director Michael Patrick King) are finally getting their side of the story out there, licking their wounds until they can take a restorative soak in a hot tub filled with $60 million of opening-weekend cash. To help you navigate their counterpoints, Movieline will translate the best quotes from Wounded Star to Actual English:

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