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Lily Beckinsale’s Waist to Hip Ratio of the Day

Kate Beckinsale may be this weird anti-aging celebrity that virgin nerdy dudes at comicon like jerking off to – because she is a freak of nature – especially for a British woman… While Lily Beckinsale is the girl who took her mom’s last name and has a wonderful waist to hip ratio – heading into college while being over 18….tight bodied like she’s not because their genetics defy aging and looking at her sexually – is the right thing to do – but when doing it…it’s hard to not think she’s underage – I guess this is what they look for when casting for teen porn…legal but grey area… The post Lily Beckinsale’s Waist to Hip Ratio of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Debby Ryan Nipple of the Day

You may remember Debby Ryan from when she was on Barney & Friends. Weird…. Yes…a child actor in the Barney Franchise….Weird….. Yes…whored out by her parents….but more creepily recognized by you – because you shouldn’t watch Barney enough to recognize the 23 year old version of a kid who was on the show – especially when you don’t have kids…it’s what gets you on the registry…where you belong… She went to some event with no bra on, blazer open, cuz she wanted you to see her tit, so thank her for that with a jerk off…and remember…free the nipple is a good thing – unless I am doing it – in public….because…I’m not a 23 year old with massive nipples…famous from whatever she does – I am too lazy to google her IMDB…when all we care about is the tits… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Debby Ryan Nipple of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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