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Adriana Lima Hot Photoshopped Catalog Mom Ass in Lingerie of the Day

Here’s some Victoria’s Secret catalog shots featuring mom and legendary pussy Adriana Lima….in prep for the Victoria’s Secret holiday campaign you know is coming…since that’s when they make most of their billions of dollars…. I know Lima is photoshopped in these pictures, but she still is the beacon of hope to losers everywhere, that if they ever get enough money saved up from working the videostore before it goes bankrupt cuz only people on welfare still rent videos, they’ll head to Brazil, where they will travel through the forests, looking for tribal villages to have sex with, cuz if Brazil made this bitch, there’s bound to be more… So here’s her mom ass to inspire. I should be a travel agent or paid by the Brazilian Tourism board…I’m gonna get on that.

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Miranda Kerr Gets Done Up to Do Chores of the Day

Nothing says obnoxious ego like this bitch who was once just a simple teenage girl shopping in a mall before being discovered like a bitch who let her American fame and fortune get to her fucking head, so that when she is at home in Australia she has to annoy everyone around her by acting all fucking important, when no one at home really gives a fuck cuz you’re still that awkward bitch who worked at the videostore or some shit, but now who can’t even get out of the fuckin house without getting her hair and make-up done, so that she can show off her poses she’s practived for the paparazzi she’s hired to really drive the point home. I’d still love to cum on her face and give her something to smile about…. Pics via PacificCoastNews

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Miranda Kerr Gets Done Up to Do Chores of the Day