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UFC’s Brittney Palmer for FHM of the Day

She’s got a body bro…which makes sense because she’s the “other” ring girl in the UFC…that makes the whole homo-erotic experience a little less homo….cuz you can focus on the bitches between the rounds….instead of the dudes grinding dicks together in submissive holds….all romantic…like the foreplay in a gay porno flick….. Fit and tight…makes an average looking stripper face…seem lovely enough for me….cuz these UFC girls are ex Vegas strippers Dana White recruited while balling out with Saudi money when launching the UFC to make everyone billions…..right?

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UFC’s Brittney Palmer for FHM of the Day

UFC’s Brittney Palmer for FHM of the Day

She’s got a body bro…which makes sense because she’s the “other” ring girl in the UFC…that makes the whole homo-erotic experience a little less homo….cuz you can focus on the bitches between the rounds….instead of the dudes grinding dicks together in submissive holds….all romantic…like the foreplay in a gay porno flick….. Fit and tight…makes an average looking stripper face…seem lovely enough for me….cuz these UFC girls are ex Vegas strippers Dana White recruited while balling out with Saudi money when launching the UFC to make everyone billions…..right?

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UFC’s Brittney Palmer for FHM of the Day

Miley Cyrus in Borgore Video Featuring Pornstar Jessie Andrews of the Day

Miley Cyrus is so hot right now…and I don’t even know why…but this horrible music video…or at least dubstep song set to a music video….kinda touches on it… There’s lots of Titty-being grabbed and smeared with cake…there’s lots of Tongue and lots of fun with a cheap as fuck song that any autistic kid could have produced and written and not cuz autism breeds genius savants but cuz it is retarded lyrics that you don’t need social skills or any real skill to come up with…but that will make this homie a fuck of a lot of money…reminding me that I should be making stepMUSIC….if I ever really want to end my suffering…

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Miley Cyrus in Borgore Video Featuring Pornstar Jessie Andrews of the Day