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Sam Cooke is February 17th Page 3 Girl of the Day

This isn’t the Sam Cooke your mom used to jerk off to….. This is some slut who FHM said had the best boobs in Britain half a decade ago when she was a page 3 girl for the UK Sun back in 2006 and I guess her career just blew up so hard…..that she’s a page 3 girl again today probably trying to make rent money cuz the last 6 years have left her 25 and not rockin’ the best breasts in the UK…that just a lie FHM told her…it’s all lies people…. So here she is today….for old times and new beginnings, holding onto the one contact that answers her calls….

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Sam Cooke is February 17th Page 3 Girl of the Day

What a Croc!

Nothing screams “I’m an American tourist” louder than blue crocs.