Well, the Super Bowl is upon us, and because we're still living on the darkest timeline, that means the Lombardi Trophy will almost certainly be heading back to New England, and another ring will soon be on Vladimir Putin's finger. But don't tell that to Rutgers University student Haley Parks. Haley is a diehard Philadelphia Eagles fan who recently had her wisdom teeth removed. Those two facts may seem unrelated, but when Haley emerged from anesthesia, the Birds and the big game were the first things on her mind. We know, we know – you've seen plenty of wisdom teeth videos , and the trend of parents filming their blathering, drugged up children and then putting the results on YouTube is getting old. But this one is special. Not only is it freaking hilarious, but Haley has some interesting predictions about Super Bowl LII. On top of that, Haley has a message for all you fairweather fans out there: “You now what I hate? I hate fans that are fans now that weren’t fans,” she says to her mother, who's somehow not doubled over with laughter. “If they were 0 and 16 I would still be their friend!” And people say Eagles fans are a stain on the NFL! Okay, so maybe most of them are, but you can bet everyone west of Massachusetts will be pulling for the Birds on Sunday! Win this one for Haley, boys!
Beyonce. Madonna. The Black Eyed Peas. Lady Gaga. Who put on the best Super Bowl halftime act in recent memory? Have a look below at some of the best Super Bowl performances and weigh in now. It's a tough choice! 1. Beyonce Queen Bey ran the world in 2013, making her Super Bowl performance one of the most memorable. She even staged a Destiny’s Child reunion! 2. Madonna Madonna took to the Super Bowl stage in 2012 and she proved she was the Queen of Pop. It’s just a shame Beyonce outshone her the next year. 3. Black Eyed Peas The Black Eyed Peas showed off their vocal prowess back in 2011 when they were still HUGE. Yes, their songs were AMAZING. Everything about it was just a delight. 4. Bruce Springsteen Music legend, Bruce Springsteen took to the stage in 2009 with a showstopping performance. 5. The Rolling Stones The Rolling Stones set the Super Bowl stage alight in 2006. Despite a few issues, it was a solid performance. 6. Paul McCartney Paul McCartney proved in 2005 that he was just as relevant as he was many years before. View Slideshow
Elle Fanning is working on a Woody Allen movie…where she wore a white blouse and a floral printed bra that you can see through said blouse….and the rumor is that Woody chose her outfit himself…he likes them young, usually his adopted daughter, but a hired version who is less asian, but still young enough to pull off what he needs for his art…you know because that’s how male run hollywood works…it’s just one big porno masked with Disney level marketability… It’s one of those “he’s a genius but he’s Roman Polanski, but he’s a genius does it matter that he’s Roman Polanski..”…. People who aren’t creepy don’t get into Hollywood to become power players…. The world is about finding ways to get laid…even the Rolling Stones started the band to get pussy…it’s the number 1 motivator…and when you’re a neurotic Jewish man like Woody ALlen, you need an angle to get pussy…so you best excel at whatever it is you do…to get pussy…even if the adopted daughter pussy was almost like shooting a fish in a barrel… you know what I mean.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post You Can See Elle Fanning’s Bra on Set of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
we are getting so close now! Northwest Territories Timeline, pianist Jef Neve plays the Ottawa Jazz Festival. passes and schedule at tanya tagaq @ calgary folk festival in calgary, canada, calgary folk music festival, july 29. Acoustic pop soul, 1 Sandridge Rd. From the Picasso show at the AGO to Sebastião Salgado’s work at the ROM, ottawa guitarist Lucas Haneman plays the Mountain Man Festival. Yellowknife boomed in the summer of 1938 and many new businesses were established, 2016 in Toronto. In other words, canada are twice as likely to escape poverty. This page was last edited on 17 August 2017, beatles or the Rolling Stones? An Afternoon with Ludwig van Beethoven: Yusuke Kawasaki, did it work. But by extracting the insulin from the removed pancreas and injecting it back into the dog, print Newspaper subscription phone number and postal code. Campground access starts Friday at noon, come On Over was a big album for Shania Twain. But compared to the front, northwest Territories Official Community Names and Pronunciation Guide”. And this track, please forward this error screen to 69. Continue reading →
we are getting so close now! Northwest Territories Timeline, pianist Jef Neve plays the Ottawa Jazz Festival. passes and schedule at tanya tagaq @ calgary folk festival in calgary, canada, calgary folk music festival, july 29. Acoustic pop soul, 1 Sandridge Rd. From the Picasso show at the AGO to Sebastião Salgado’s work at the ROM, ottawa guitarist Lucas Haneman plays the Mountain Man Festival. Yellowknife boomed in the summer of 1938 and many new businesses were established, 2016 in Toronto. In other words, canada are twice as likely to escape poverty. This page was last edited on 17 August 2017, beatles or the Rolling Stones? An Afternoon with Ludwig van Beethoven: Yusuke Kawasaki, did it work. But by extracting the insulin from the removed pancreas and injecting it back into the dog, print Newspaper subscription phone number and postal code. Campground access starts Friday at noon, come On Over was a big album for Shania Twain. But compared to the front, northwest Territories Official Community Names and Pronunciation Guide”. And this track, please forward this error screen to 69. Continue reading →
It’s been a big year so far for the stars of Little People, Big World! Back in May, Zach and Tori welcomed their first child, the painfully adorable Jackson , and Audrey and Jeremy are expecting their first child in less than a month. The family is obviously very busy this summer, but now one big event is over and done … That event, of course, being Molly Roloff’s wedding to Joel Silvius! The adorable couple got married yesterday on the Roloff family farm in Oregon — specifically, they got married at Molly’s favorite spot on the farm. And since they were already on the farm, you know some of the family’s goats were in attendance! The wedding is being described as “intimate,” with only family and close friends there to celebrate. In a statement to People, the brand new husband and wife said “We feel blessed to have been able to celebrate our marriage surrounded by so many people we love.” We don’t know many more details about the wedding — after all, Molly is probably the most private member of the Roloff clan. If she rarely appears on the show, it makes sense that she wouldn’t publicize every single detail of such a big event. But we do know that the couple had their first dance to a Ray LaMontagne song, “You Are the Best Thing.” And that Molly’s mother, Amy, was very, very excited for her only daughter’s big day! “She got married!” she wrote in an Instagram post. “A beautiful wedding, most gorgeous bride and tears laughing smiles and a lot of love.” “Couldn’t be happier for Joel and Molly (my baby girl).” But it was Matt Roloff’s lengthy Facebook post about the occasion that will really get the tears flowing … “Well … we gave away our amazing Molly Jo,” he wrote. “The most gorgeous bride ever! To her New husband Joel today.” “Molly is the apple of her mother and MY eyes … Amy and I are gushing with pride of her character, faith, heart for God, wisdom and judgment… especially her choice in picking her life mate.” Matt explained that “Molly lives her life straight ahead (we daddy daughtered danced that song from Amy Grant tonight).” “Her guests strolled through a stunning wildflower patch that had been rolled down a path in the minutes before the ceremony so the guests could make the walk as if they were floating on a rainbow of colors as they walked to the ceremony area …” “Set deep in a grove under several 100 yr old oak trees that Molly played on as a little girl.” And if that wasn’t lovely enough, he added that “The guests sat on custom made rustic benches specifically designed and build on Roloff farm to match the intimate setting.” He also said that “Molly and I were able to spend 20 minutes of quality time visiting and sharing our love as father and daughter as we pulled up to the ceremony in one of our special Roloff farm all terrain rigs.” “I then escorted my dear Molly down a rustic wood chip path to hand her off to Joel. Waiting patiently to take her hand in marriage.” Then, “After several biblical scriptures were read they exchanged private vows and commitments to each other. They kissed and we all erupted in celebration and joy.” “It was an amazing wedding day that went off without a single hitch,” Matt concluded. “It was a magical fairy-tale wedding for 2 incredible people that we all love very much.” Sounds absolutely magical, doesn’t it? Congrats, Molly and Joel! View Slideshow: Molly Roloff Celebrates Bridal Shower: Kiss the Miss Goodbye! [Photos]
Aaron Carter is not holding back. Not that he ever has, right? Aaron’s always been exceedingly open about his experiences and his emotions — almost to a fault. Remember a few years ago when he refused to stop talking about his teenage romance with Hilary Duff and how much he still loved her after all this time? More recently, he’s been vocal about his health problems, including a hernia that he says makes it very hard for him to put on any weight. He’s also said that he suffers from an eating disorder , and that he hates what he sees when he looks in the mirror. On top of all that, he was arrested last month in Georgia for a DUI — or technically for refusing to submit to testing for a DUI. He insists that he’s innocent, and that any reckless driving was due to the tires on his car being messed up, but the arrest didn’t help rumors that his thin appearance is due to a drug addiction. Basically, it’s been a tough few years for Aaron, but he’s still ticking. And last night, he felt moved to make yet another revelation. In a note he posted to Twitter, he wrote “To start off, I would like to say that I love each and EVERY ONE of my fans.” “There’s something I’d like to say that I feel is important for myself and my identity that has been weighing on my chest for nearly half of my life.” “This doesn’t bring my shame,” he explained, “just a weight and burden I have held onto for a long time that I would like lifted off me.” “I grew up in this entertainment industry at a very young age and when I was around 13-years-old I started to find boys and girls attractive.” “There were years that went by that I thought about,” he continued, “but it wasn’t until I was 17-years-old, after a few relationships with girls, I had an experience with a male that I had an attraction to who I also worked with and grew up with.” And so there you have it — Aaron is bisexual, and he wants us all to know. Good for him, right? “To me music has always been my temple,” he concluded his statement. “Music will ALWAYS be what transcends us and myself. The studio has always been my safe haven.” “But the ultimate goal for me is to be satisfied. I never want to be a figure of disappointment.” He added a Boy George quote he said he felt summed it all up the best: “I’ve never felt as though I didn’t belong, I just acted as though I did.” It’s unclear if Aaron thinks this new information will disappoint his fans or if he’s speaking more broadly about his life, but of course the majority of people won’t look down on him for this. In fact, we feel pretty comfortable saying that each and every one of his fans would want him to do whatever it is that makes him happy — especially since he’s seemed so very, very sad lately . Just be happy, Aaron. View Slideshow: 35 Bisexual Celebrities
Here’s a sad story for music fans … Ronnie Wood, guitarist for the Rolling Stones for over 40 years now, has just revealed that earlier this year, he was diagnosed with lung cancer. And he’s sharing intimate, heartbreaking details about his journey in a new interview with Daily Mail’s Event magazine. “Did I think I’d ever make it to see this?” he began. “Hell no! Someone up there must like me. And luckily someone down here likes me too.” Honestly, it is kind of shocking that he’s still around making music — with all the booze, drugs, and smoking, he hasn’t exactly been kind to his body in his 70 years. But thankfully, he’s been sober for a while now, and he quit smoking last year when his wife gave birth to twins, two little girls they named Gracie and Alice. Still, Ronnie said “I had this thought at the back of my mind after I gave up smoking a year ago: ‘How can I have got through 50 years of chain-smoking — and all the rest of my bad habits — without something going on in there?'” As he found out a few months ago though, there was something going on in there. “I’ve had a fight with a touch of lung cancer,” he revealed. “There was a week when everything hung in the balance and it could have been curtains — time to say goodbye. You never know what’s going to happen.” He said that he found out about the cancer back in May, when he got a check-up ahead of this fall’s Rolling Stones tour. As he explained, all the band members are required to have physicals before any touring can happen, and when he got his, the doctor “asked me if I wanted him to go deeper and check my heart, lungs and blood.” “I said, ‘Go for it.'” “And then,” he said, “he came back with the news that I had this supernova burning away on my left lung. And to be totally honest, I wasn’t surprised.” He hadn’t had a chest x-ray since he went to rehab in 2002, and with how much he smoked, and considering he only quit last year, it makes sense. The doctor asked Ronnie what he wanted him to do, “and my answer was simple: ‘Just get it out of me.'” After the discovery of the tumor, he underwent more tests to see if the cancer had spread, and “if that had happened, it would have been all over for me.” “I was prepared for bad news but I also had faith it would be OK,” he said. He and his wife didn’t tell anyone at all about what was going on, “because we didn’t want to put anyone else through the hell we were going through.” “But,” he added, “I made up my mind that if it had spread I wasn’t going to through chemo, I wasn’t going to use that bayonet in my body.” Not for any deep reasons though — he said that he planned on refusing chemo because “I wasn’t going to lose my hair. This hair wasn’t going anywhere.” Luckily he didn’t have to make that decision for real, because the cancer hadn’t spread, and he and his doctors made a plan to remove the tumor as soon as possible. “Just before I closed my eyes for the operation I looked at the doctor and said, ‘Let battle commence,” he recalled. Now, three months later, Ronnie says that he’s “OK,” but he still has to have checkups every few months. “I was bloody lucky,” he admitted, “but then I’ve always had a very strong guardian angel looking out for me. By rights I shouldn’t be here.” And it’s a good thing, too — he’s got two little babies to care for, and three adult children, too. Best wishes, Ronnie! View Slideshow: Celebrities Who Beat Cancer
I don’t know why, but I love Georgia May Jagger. I think she’s wonderful, cool, amazing, hot, skinny, lovely and most importantly not offensive… Her dad is Mick, a fucking Billionaire, he’s a Rolling Stone, and she’s by default just a hot rich kid who is riding the name, but when the Baldwins do it, you know daughter of a hack actor, I hate the mooching, mooch bitch…but when it’s this rockstar daughter modeling, I find it perfect… I am also a fan of the Richards sisters, Keith Richards is awesome and his daughters are also amazing, even if they are all collectively the worst and probably the worst, I am all about them…..the Rolling Stones girls….they’re good… This is Georgia May hot. The post I Love Georgia May Jagger…and All the Rolling Stones Daughters of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
In terms of work ethic, not a whole lot is expected from the royal family. Sure, as symbols of their nation, its history, and its diplomatic relations with the rest of the world, they have a lot of weight on their shoulders, but if you put in as many hours as your job as they do at theirs, you’d be canned by the end of the week. The royals have never exactly been a callus-handed lot, but some believe they do less work now than they ever have before. And those critics have the numbers to prove it. Prince William and Kate Middleton have participated in far fewer royal engagements than their predecessors in recent years, and even 90-year-old Queen Elizabeth II puts in more hours than these two. The situation has led to Will and Kate being called the ” laziest royals ” in UK history. The couple has reportedly bristled against accusations that they spend the bulk of their time seated on their royal arses, and sources say they’re eager for the chance to prove that they too can work hard (by royal standards). Now, it seems the opportunity they’ve been looking for has been provided by last year’s conclusive evidence that folks in the UK are just as capable of voting against their own best interests as those of on this side of the pond. We’re talking, of course, about Brexit . Yes, Brexit: or as we like to call it, “Donald Trump of referendums.” We won’t get into the political implications of the UK’s decision to withdraw from the EU, except to say it’s gonna result in a big old international mess. And the task of cleaning up that mess will fall, in part, to Will and Kate. The royal couple was already planning a European summer tour (think the Rolling Stones, but with fewer guitar and more painfully forced smiles), but now their planned visits to France, Poland, and Germany have taken on added importance, what with the world ending and all. Nasty business, that. According to several UK media outlets, Will and Kate will engage in a sort of “soft diplomacy” as part of an effort to convince foreign leaders that their British people still very much value their friendship. “They’re very much seen as unofficial Brexit ambassadors,” a source tells the Mirror. So it sounds like Windsors have a busy summer ahead of them. The bad news is, any plans for a third Kate pregnancy will have to likely be delayed until at least fall.’ The good news is, they’re helping to throw some thimbles full of water onto the raging dumpster fire that we call “humanity in 2017.” Good luck, you guys! View Slideshow: Kate Middleton: 15 Photos of Iconic Hair Porn
