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Courtney Stodden Twerk of the Day

Fame whore and attention seeker who never was, but who did get herself in the tabloids pretty consistently for pretending to be an underage hooker / gold digger…only to turn 18 according to her storyline, at which point she got huge clown tits and became the Courtney Stodden who masturbates in sex videos… Sex videos that have made Courtney Stodden and Me business partners…becuase of the sex tape…which you can purchase BY CLICKING HERE A sex tape that isn’t that great, it’s just her masturbating, with her clown tits, but a sex tape you should BY CLICKING HERE … The reason I want you to CLICK HERE is so that I get paid….. But the truth is that it’s a horrible business, and the real money came from Farrah Abraham…not retirement money…but enough for me to feel part of the process that allows me to never hate them for putting food on my table, by givng me a cut of their whoring…HOWEVER, like all pimps…I don’t mind mocking them, putting them down, and making fun of everything they bring as whores… This is a twerk video of her, with cameltoe…just trying to keep things going…but CLICK HERE The post Courtney Stodden Twerk of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Courtney Stodden Twerk of the Day

Alessandra Ambrosio’s Bikini Pic for the Win of the Day

Alessandra Ambrosio is winning the bikini model on vacation in a bikini game…at least when she posts pictures of herself either for the paparazzi or her instagram that involve her not with her two kids…but rather upside down in yoga poses…her body doing things I am tempted to join a yoga studio to watch other girls do…even knowing that they won’t look anything like Alessandra, but rather like a horrible sloppier interpretation of this…in what I can only imagine would be a room that smells like a giant fart…from all the queefs and farts I’v been told happen since vaginas and assholes aren’t built to tolerate these kinds of positions…and just kind of explode everywhere…which I guess is a fetish in and of itself… You can hate yoga people for being all spiritual and annoying…but I like them for their ability to eat themselves out. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Mel B’s Bikini Selfie of the Day

“Do you know who I am? I am Mel B. I am the Mother of Eddie Murphy’s unwanted child, and a few other kids. I am a Spice Girl. I am in a bikini. Why doesn’t anyone care. Why isn’t anyone noticing me, do they not know who I am…oh fine…I’ll just take my own bikini pic so people can see my tits and body, the same tits and body the paparazzi aren’t bothering with because I don’t matter, but will never admit that, because I’m a Spice Girl. I Spiced Up your life in 2000.” That’s the internal dialog I assume was going through Mel B’s head when posting this picture. Yes, pretending to be a washed up Spice Girl taking a bikini pic after a bunch of kids, is my fetish…I masturbated the entire time….

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Rihanna Grabbing her Crotch of the Day

Rihanna posted this picture of someone who I will assume is her, grabbing her crotch, because it’s either itchy, she’s trying to be edgy, or because this is just the kind of message she wants to send kids…that it is ok to masturbate in pictures, as long as you have your panties on and you make a lot of money every year from selling your soul to the industry at a young age, to a man you met at a Barbados resort, when you were possibly, an underage hooker…rumours I’ve heard, and don’t really care about, because if they are true, she’s staying true to who she was before being worth 100s of millions…and I respect that… Unfortunately, this is less of a sext, and more of a fashion shoot. Boring.

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Rihanna Grabbing her Crotch of the Day