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Leighton Meester’s Incredible Long Legs

I’m really starting to like this Leighton Meester chick, but I have to admit that I think I like her even more because of the tiny little dress she’s wearing. I can almost see her no-no spot. Here she is at some sort of pre Oscar event or something along those lines wearing a sweet little dress that leaves little to the imagination. That’s not to say I’m not imagining Leigton and I riding a unicorn through a waterfall naked, but that’s not important. If I had to find a flaw it would be that the mosquito bite boobies of hers kinda ruin the whole outfit. Luckily, her ass and legs make up for her chesticular shortcoming. Enjoy.

Mena Suvari’s Lame Stripper Tattoos

Is it just me or is Mena Suvari strange looking? She looks like a hot alien from Star Trek that Captain Kirk bangs behind a moon rock. Here she is at some fashion show all dress up and showing off her body art. I’ve spent a lot of time in strip clubs so I’ve seen my fair share of sh#tty tattoos, but these are retarded. A lion? Really? You might as well have Luke Skywalker flying a unicorn through a f@#king rainbow. Let me guess, the lion is a symbol of empowerment that helps you get through your nights of rubbing your lady parts all over drunken old dudes. Wait, are we still talking about the strippers?