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Nicola McLean’s Knockers Are Worth A Look

In case you haven’t figured it out yet, this Nicola McLean chick is a British glamor model with exceptional talents when it comes to the chesticular arts. Those things are nicely tanned, they squeeze together pretty perfectly, the symmetry is just right, they’ve got a great arc on them and they look like they could accommodate my face quite comfortably. Let’s do it.

AJ Michalka’s Sweet Front Meat

I post a lot of pictures of chicks who are sort of celebrities, which explains my obsession with Adrienne Curry , and these pictures of AJ Michalka fall squarely into that category. I don’t know what she does, but for some reason she’s somewhat famous, that’s all I know. I’m a little annoyed with myself for only posting pictures of her sister, clearly AJ is the more talented one. At least in the chesticular arts department. Here she is looking awesome in a simple jeans an t-shirt combination. How come nobody told me she had such enormous…. Potential?

Rachel McAdams Barely Contains Her Breasts

It seems that Rachel McAdams may be reading the site while she’s across the pond promoting her Morning Glory movie with that old dude from Star Wars , because she seems to be making more of an effort to get my attention. Here she is in a sweet dress that doesn’t have much up front to cover some big old boobies…. The problem is that Rachel’s not exactly gifted when it comes to the chesticular arts so this stupid dress covers everything but some ribs and her sternum. Hot.

Rachel McAdams Barely Contains Her Breasts

It seems that Rachel McAdams may be reading the site while she’s across the pond promoting her Morning Glory movie with that old dude from Star Wars , because she seems to be making more of an effort to get my attention. Here she is in a sweet dress that doesn’t have much up front to cover some big old boobies…. The problem is that Rachel’s not exactly gifted when it comes to the chesticular arts so this stupid dress covers everything but some ribs and her sternum. Hot.

Kristen Bell Sans Cleavage

We’re all aware that Kristen Bell isn’t exactly overflowing in the chesticular department, but this is a little ridiculous. Here she is at yet another Burlesque premiere, how many of these things do we really need, showing off quite a bit of skin in a low cut dress. I think that if this chick bent over and we looked down her top all we’d see is floor. Hot.

Kristin Cavallari Works With What She’s Got

Here’s reality TV hottie Kristin Cavallari at some party the other night looking pretty damn hot. I’m not exactly a fan of the tongue sticking out, I guess it’s supposed to look sexy, but I love the cleavage so I’ll look past it. She’s not exactly overflowing in the chesticular department, but she certainly knows how to work with what she’s got. Her ass has been off the air for quite some time now, I’m surprised she hasn’t been snatched up for another show, she must be a terrible actress. I smell Playboy .

Rihanna’s Impressive Front Meat

Maybe I’ve just never noticed them before, which seems odd, but Rihanna’s got some big old boobies on her. Am I wrong? Where did these things come from? I guess it’s just the way her tube top dress is highlighting her chesticular area. I like it. There should be lights or reflective surfaces on them just to show them off even more…. Not to mention draw our attention away from that retarded skater haircut.

Leighton Meester’s Incredible Long Legs

I’m really starting to like this Leighton Meester chick, but I have to admit that I think I like her even more because of the tiny little dress she’s wearing. I can almost see her no-no spot. Here she is at some sort of pre Oscar event or something along those lines wearing a sweet little dress that leaves little to the imagination. That’s not to say I’m not imagining Leigton and I riding a unicorn through a waterfall naked, but that’s not important. If I had to find a flaw it would be that the mosquito bite boobies of hers kinda ruin the whole outfit. Luckily, her ass and legs make up for her chesticular shortcoming. Enjoy.

Kim Kardashian Gives Us A Nice View

I know that Kim Kardashian is best known for her absurdly large posterior, it looks like two midgets hitching a ride in her spandex, but her boobs often get over looked. Here she is giving us a nice reminder that she’s not just a big ass , she’s also very talented when it comes to the chesticular arts. I actually received my bachelor’s degree in chesticular arts from correspondents school so I know what I’m talking about. Enjoy.

Katie Price Brings Out The Heavy Artillery

Most of my regular readers have noticed by now that Katie Price may be a lot of things, useless, talentless. kind of annoying, but she’s definitely not shy when it comes to the chesticular arts. She’s never been one to hide what the good lord Dr Finklestein has given her

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Katie Price Brings Out The Heavy Artillery