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Em Rat Cow Fully Clothed Photoshoot on the Beach of the Day

Clothed at the beach on a half naked hooker – makes total sense… I don’t know what she’s trying to re-invent, or what the fuck marketers who hire her are thinking, because I know she charges a lot, I tried to book her to suck my dick at my birthday photoshoot and it was unaffordable… What I am saying is she’s a nobody, she doesn’t matter, she’s not influential, or an INFLUENCER, fuck that word INFLUENCER…she doesn’t influence shit, but maybe makes that Blurred lines song more tolerable when you can jerk off to her tits.. So this is some AMERICAN EAGLE shoot, where she’s doing her “art” on the beach, because her dad is some Bob Ross high school art teacher, which is less creepy than a high school gym teacher, but still the kind of guy who may jerk off to nude paintings he’s done of his daugther’s glorious tits…because she does have glorious tits…but tits don’t sell cheap jeans…tits are meant to be stared at…and she picked up some basic art techniques she’ll need when she becomes the topless girl on Venice beach painting beaches with her tits for 40 dollars to buy drugs that give her that high she once felt when she was at her peak…. So the more she gets clothed, and tries to be a serious personality, the more uninteresting she is, but yes, she will maintain her audience and fans…yes…people don’t unfollow…and yes..she’ll get naked again..she needs to be..but she’s not in these pics…but should be…what the fuck is she thinking.. THE PANTS ARE FOR THE FIRST DANCE AT THE STRIP CLUB…THE SLOW SONG IS THE PUSSY SONG you dumb twat… TO see the rest of the pics

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Alessandra Ambrosio Has Tits of the Day

Wanna know what I find so fucking fun. I mean like the most fun ever. Starring at a picture of a model at an event…fully clothed…showing off some cleavage…because she has spent the last decade and a half modeling half naked…in lingerie…and bikinis…because she was part of the most hyped underwear cartel of our generation’s marketing team….before having a bunch of kids…not quite ruining her body, but probably ruining her vagina…. Because my life is pathetic. I mean seriously…if I was actually into Alessandra Ambrosio…I’d probably go through her backlog of content…and not bother with her Brazilian ass doing shitty press…because cleavage…isn’t spread asshole…and I am about the spread assholes…not to mention – she’s old. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Miley For Playing With Puppies with Terry Confuses Me of the Day

I find it interesting that Miley Cyrus will post pictures of herself, her vagina, her nipples for the sake of doing it…on stage, in paparazzi pics, with her cellular…but when she links up with Terry Richardson, who I am sure is her really good friend, because most 50 year olds and 20 year olds get along famously, when the 50 year old is taking half naked pics of the 20 year old in a basement somewhere…and shit turns out boring… So she’s Frenching her dog, after her last dog got killed…but she’s fully clothed, that’s not like Miley or like Terry. They are fucking with us… To she her slutty in concert being slutty CLICK HERE

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Camille Rowe for Madame Figaro of the Day

Camille Rowe used to be a titty model, you know showing her tits to get ahead, because tits aren’t a big deal, especially when you’re from france…in which case they are considered wearing a shirt and wearing a shirt is porn, it’s one of those you like what you don’t have social programming… Well, from titty modelling she went to lingerie modelling, for a huge brand that pays her a lot every month to remain part of their team…I heard somewhere around 750k for the new girls…so titty modelling was replaced with covering up them titties…but still being a half naked… Apparently, now instead of titty modelling, or lingerie modelling, her other modelling work involves being fully clothed… And as far as I’m concerned…that’s pretty fucking shitty…

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Lily Aldridge for Terry Richardson of the Day

What a fucking let down…not that I actually give a fuck about Lily Aldridge or feel she ever deserved to be a Victoria’s Secret angel, because prior to Victoria’s Secret, the evil underwear company that exploits women and objectifies them harder than a hip hop video, she was just some rockstar fucking, commercial model doing tampon commercials….but in being an LA socialite thanks to her Beatles Album cover artist dad and Playboy Bunny mother….she grew up in the right circle, with the right friends, and the right access, to end up in the right places, to land a gig this major…but you’d think when she gets shooting with Terry Richardson….she’d get a little more naked than she does for her other work…cuz he is a fucking pervert hipster porn photographer at his core…and this is not hipster porn…it’s just fucking fully clothed version of a half naked girl…what the fuck is that….I’ll tell you what it is…boring. Here are the pics anyway….

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Nicole Trunfio Landed Non Nude Model Work for Madison Magazine of the Day

It is a sad day in every models life…at least as far as I am concerned…and at least as far as her fake tits are concerned…where she moves away from being the awesome nude model NUDE MODEL I have written about over and over again …because I celebrate nude models….to becoming some boring fully clothed model moving into the mainstream thanks to the help of her more famous friends…and I that is a fucking tragedy….

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Nicole Trunfio Landed Non Nude Model Work for Madison Magazine of the Day

Nicole Trunfio Landed Non Nude Model Work for Madison Magazine of the Day

It is a sad day in every models life…at least as far as I am concerned…and at least as far as her fake tits are concerned…where she moves away from being the awesome nude model NUDE MODEL I have written about over and over again …because I celebrate nude models….to becoming some boring fully clothed model moving into the mainstream thanks to the help of her more famous friends…and I that is a fucking tragedy….

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Mary Elizabeth Winstead Hot in Complex of the Day

I consider Complex family…mainly because they predicted me being someone to look out for back in 2006 and I haven’t proven them to be right…but plan to….and yet they haven’t blacklisted me for letting them down… I do not know who Mary Elizabeth Winstead is…..even after looking her up I feel like I haven’t seen her in any movies….but her big break is being in Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter ….a movie that despite being such a ridiculous concept I have to be up on that to fully grasp its stupidity….and the fact that studios put money into making it… I don’t even find her that hot…esepcially not when she’s fully clothed…her body is garbage…her face uninteresting…butbut I love Complex and feel they are good at predicting things….except maybe when they predicted I was the new Perez Hilton…but this Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter bitch…has tits and thus the potential to be huge…. Here’s the video…. To See The Rest of the Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK

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Amber Heard’s Sweet Silky Booty

I have to admit I don’t really know a whole hell of a lot about Amber Heard , I’m a little ashamed of that, I’m supposed to be a quality celebrity blogger and I don’t know all the details about someone as hot as this? What a loser. I think she was on a TV show once that was canceled after like two episodes, not all that exciting, but the woman is just really hot… The fact that she’s a lesbian is just an awesome bonus.

Victoria Justice Tastes Mmm Mmm Good!

I’m really liking this Victoria Justice cutie, she’s just so hot and wholesome, I want to take her home for a sleepover. She’ll be naked and I’ll be fully clothed of course. Anyhow, here she is in her weird tight pants looking as cute as ever. I’m not sure how wholesome sucking on your fingers in front of a bunch of children and creepy old dudes is, but somehow she gets away with it. If I did this kind of thing, someone’s calling the cops…. Double standards.