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Lili Simmons Lookalike is Naked of the Day

Lili Simmons is about the level of fame you’d need to be to take selfies of your awesome ass all fucking day – while living in LA pretending to follow your dreams…by going on dates with rich guys and producers hoping it works out for you…and in her case..it may have…at least now more than ever because she was smart enough to save all her nudes she thought she looked hot in – to send out to these dudes getting her work…in times when she didn’t have time to take a new or custom photo for them..you know the backlog… In a world where this sex leaked shit happened a year ago, I can’t imagine any of these leaks aren’t publicity stunts – because most of these bitches are unknowns… Sure Lili has 50k followers, but she wants 5 million…..and this could be a way to get her a hit show when more producers see her body and think “I’d like to fuck that’… Unless this isn’t even Lili Simmons, who knows since no one has ever heard of her…right.. Great ass though…. The post Lili Simmons Lookalike is Naked of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Alessandra Ambrosio Has Tits of the Day

Wanna know what I find so fucking fun. I mean like the most fun ever. Starring at a picture of a model at an event…fully clothed…showing off some cleavage…because she has spent the last decade and a half modeling half naked…in lingerie…and bikinis…because she was part of the most hyped underwear cartel of our generation’s marketing team….before having a bunch of kids…not quite ruining her body, but probably ruining her vagina…. Because my life is pathetic. I mean seriously…if I was actually into Alessandra Ambrosio…I’d probably go through her backlog of content…and not bother with her Brazilian ass doing shitty press…because cleavage…isn’t spread asshole…and I am about the spread assholes…not to mention – she’s old. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Welcome Michael Atkinson, Movieline’s New DVD Columnist!

When the backlog of DVD’ s congesting your office is so troublesome that A&E sends a Hoarders camera crew to film an episode, then you know you’ve got a problem. That’s why we went to a professional for some discriminating intervention. So! Please welcome the esteemed Michael Atkinson, who, starting today, joins Movieline as our resident DVD columnist and all-around video guru.

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Welcome Michael Atkinson, Movieline’s New DVD Columnist!