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Genevieve Morton Fit Life of the Day

Genevieve Morton is on snapchat and she hasn’t sent me clit pics….even though all I want is clit pics…because without clit pics…what’s the fucking point of anything…I guess spread ass pics too…because anus is the gateway to a woman’s soul…at least as far as I’m concerned….even on girls like Genevieve Morton who are more about showing her tits…which is really all she’s good for…and that’s not that bad considering it’s made her exist in the world…because we love tits…so much that we made American made Kate Upton with her big tits famous…despite being 400 fucking pounds and all belly… all because of her tits…when we should have given it to Genevieve Morton she’s more interesting…but I am just saying that because I want to get her pregnant…she seems fertile…just don’t tell her that I’m not.. The post Genevieve Morton Fit Life of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Hot Russian Girl Named Dasha Dancing of the Day

I don’t know anything about this video, other than that I love watching Russian girls dancing around half naked, shot by fashion photographers…it is hotter than anything going on in porn, at least as far as I’m concerned….and it makes me want to buy at least one or two Russian wives, you know to import in exchange for citizenship, giving them hope of grandeur, only to disappoint them when they land and I pick them up with my fat wife in her sister’s 1992 Hyundai hatch back…you know it’s like “So you think American life was amazing…just see how bad I can make you want to go back to war torn poverty, because baby, that American dream they talk about is for rich people, and hard workers…right here, right now, we keep things on welfare”…. I mean seriously, this girl…Dasha…is amazing…

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Christy Turlington’s Calvin Klein Underwear Campaign of the Day

Christy Turlington is some 44 year old amazing model who still has it going on…who has been modeling for Calvin Klein since 1987…that’s 26 fucking years…and she’s still bringing it and that blows my fucking mind because historically, at least as far as I’m concerned, models who are 26, not who have been modeling for 26 years…are already too old, haggard, fat, falling apart at the seams, damaged from all the hard fucking their way to the top, coupled with cocaine and AIDS they got from the A-Listers they had inside them, thinking it was real love, before realizing A-Listers don’t give a fuck about anyone, not even amazing models, because there’s hundreds just as hot and just as willing without all the headaches that normals have to put up with for fear of dying alone… Anyway, mind fuck or not, half naked Christy Turlington, despite being a married soccer mom in her 40s, blows my fucking mind, which is good enough for me…and it’s really all about me…isn’t it.

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Nicole Trunfio Landed Non Nude Model Work for Madison Magazine of the Day

It is a sad day in every models life…at least as far as I am concerned…and at least as far as her fake tits are concerned…where she moves away from being the awesome nude model NUDE MODEL I have written about over and over again …because I celebrate nude models….to becoming some boring fully clothed model moving into the mainstream thanks to the help of her more famous friends…and I that is a fucking tragedy….

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Nicole Trunfio Landed Non Nude Model Work for Madison Magazine of the Day

Anne Hathaway Is Very Serious About Nudity [PIC]

Anne Hathaway really wants that Oscar. She chopped off all her hair and is making her skinny frame even skinnier with an extremely restrictive diet for her role as Fantine, a prostitute dying of tuberculosis (uhm…hot?) in the movie musical Les Miserables . Not only that, but she’s doing all of her own singing for the movie- no lip synching allowed. You see, she’s pretty serious. Even about getting naked: “ I’m as vain as the next girl, but I think it’s my job to show people as they live, and nudity is a part of life ,” she tells the fashion rag Allure. It’s not just a part of life, it’s the best part of life- at least as far as Mr. Skin is concerned. Celebrate life with outstanding nude pics of Anne Hathaway in Havoc (2005), Love and Other Drugs (2010) and more right here at MrSkin.com!

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The Queens of Scream, Nude! [PICS]

When the first Scream movie hit theaters back in 1996, it brought some welcome changes to the formulaic slasher genre, like A-list actors in a genre they usually wouldn’t touch with their agent’s ten-foot pole, and loads of self-aware humor in a genre that usually had none. But there’s one thing about the Scream movies that is different in a bad way, as least as far as Mr. Skin is concerned: none of the Scream films contain any nudity. Not a single lousy boob. Luckily for the guys in the audience, the queens of Scream haven’t been shy about getting naked in other roles. In honor of this weekend’s opening of Scream 4 , we’ve got the queens of the Scream movies baring their asse(t)s! See the pics after the jump!

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Paris Hilton’s Hard Nipples of the Day

The only thing I really hate about Paris Hilton is her face…I mean other than everything else about her, from her voice, to the things she says, to what she’s offered the world, her legacy, her retarded behavior, the fact that she was famous for pretty nothing, and her family for brining what may be the single worst human to life….but I’m not really focusing on that in this post…I’m talking on a physical level…cuz when you erase her bird face and that obnoxious grin she’s always got…she’s thin, tall, has perky tits, and there’s really nothing wrong with that…especially when her nipples are hard…if those are even her actual nipples and not some artificial stick-on nipple she uses for paparazzi attention…because that is just the kind of scum she is… I wonder if she’s using her computer that she’s lugging around to pretend she actually writes her own twitter, or if she’s going to check out what her fat brown clone is doing to strategize her next spoiled cunt steps… To See the Rest of the Pictures with her Bird Face and Hard Nipples – Follow This LInk GO

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Adriana Lima’s Old Mom Tits 3 Months Later of the Day

These tits have a legacy….people still talk about them 3 months after they were exposed… Apparently, these pictures were either screencapped from the Victoria’s Secret fashion show, that can’t be confirmed cuz everything Victoria’s Secret does looks the fucking same… But I like to think some pervert’s been watching on repeat for the last three months to find the most amazing angles of the bitches he jerks off to to share with his internet virgin loser friends…you know the kind of two – three second clip that gets overlooked when the excitement of the show drops and internet virgin losers are overwhelmed by the amount of cleavage…that it takes them three months to go through it and analyze it…before finding this little golden gem…. Or maybe Victoria’s Secret released them disguised as an internet virgin loser, hoping to get some buzz about how their bras make mom tits look like they are implants…because they push them up to this brazilian’s fucking ears….and who knows, maybe they are implants, paid for from the corporation who kidnapped her from her small village to be a titty spokesperson and really it doesn’t matter…just look at the pics

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Freja Beha Erichsen Naked for Some Campaign of the Day

Danish 23 year old model named Freja Beha Erichsen…I’ve only written about her once and I facebook liked it …. Here she is posing nude in some campaign for some company…and sure you can’t see her pussy…but you gotta appreciate the fact that fashion is showcasing product by posing naked hot bitches next to the shit strategically…I figure it’s a step closer to companies paying bitches to insert their products in vagina, I’m talking sticking out like turtling a shit turd, cuz they figure that’s a back drop we’ll all be interested in seeing….this is progress motherfuckers…

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Vanessa Hudgens Fishnets For Letterman of the Day

Vanessa Hudgens streetwalked her way to Letterman like she was trained so well to do all those years working for Disney for exposure….not for money… She wore fishnets and a little dress to remind us she’s not a Disney starlet anymore, proven in the break up with her gay boyfriend she was contractually obliged to date and a reminder of the leaked her nude pics of her hairy twat years ago… The Bad news is that Letterman didn’t talk about her nude pictures and instead spoke to her about a stripper tattoo of a butterfly on her neck that normally would be on her french trash ass…but I guess that’s cuz she’s a classy whore…. The good news is that she’s got a 15 year old hot sister for you perverts to lust after….and apparently “she’s playing the field”….so get ready for a new Miley…… Now here’s her interview with Letterman talking about how Disney Raped her whore pussy….or at least as far as I’m concerned…you know I hear what I want to hear and interpret it how I want to interpret it….

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