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Strong Round Hilary Duff Ass of the Day

It wouldn’t be Christmas without staring at Hilary Duff’s big strong, round, firm, massive, juicy, even terrifying, good to lift heavy objects thanks to all the lifting – she did while fucking her trainer like a testosterone jacked woman nearing her sexual prime ass in leggings… I just want to shove a fucking candy cane in that fucker and start sucking my way to the womb…because anal may be shitty…but it’s the gateway to love….isn’t it? CLICK HERE TO SEE THE 29 PAGE TRIBUTE TO HILARY DUFF The post Strong Round Hilary Duff Ass of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Genevieve Morton Fit Life of the Day

Genevieve Morton is on snapchat and she hasn’t sent me clit pics….even though all I want is clit pics…because without clit pics…what’s the fucking point of anything…I guess spread ass pics too…because anus is the gateway to a woman’s soul…at least as far as I’m concerned….even on girls like Genevieve Morton who are more about showing her tits…which is really all she’s good for…and that’s not that bad considering it’s made her exist in the world…because we love tits…so much that we made American made Kate Upton with her big tits famous…despite being 400 fucking pounds and all belly… all because of her tits…when we should have given it to Genevieve Morton she’s more interesting…but I am just saying that because I want to get her pregnant…she seems fertile…just don’t tell her that I’m not.. The post Genevieve Morton Fit Life of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Female Body Builder of the Day

Here’s a female body builder, topless and scary as fuck, in what you know is a fetish, because why else would she be selling clips like this, obviously, she was into the body building first and some dude told her at the gym that he would pay her to flex for him like some kind of wrestler, and the rest is fucking history, weirdo new market opened up, as porn has desensitized us all, leading to people digging deep….not that this is a new thing, I remember being a regular at a stripclub, and seeing these two tank body builder women, their stage show involved them doing pull ups, and I am not even joking…they had more business than any of the other cunty strippers, who didn’t have clits the size of mini dicks…so I guess this is the gateway to tranny sex…which is the gateway to dude on dude sex…but when presented like this, how can you hate it…it’s amazing. The post Female Body Builder of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Lana Del Rey’s Hot House Hunting Pose of the Day

I am so into the paparazzi when they snap off pics of Lana Del Rey showing off her panties , even if I don’t give a fuck about Lana Del Rey, or find Lana Del Rey hot in any way, other than that she’s got some pretty catchy anti-pop-pop songs…I gotta appreciate her bending over a Jag as looking for some over-priced house in LA, because she’s living the good life…and I’m just bummed I can’t see her asshole…cuz like I always say, an asshole is the gateway into a girl’s soul….you just have to fuck it right. To see the rest of the pics CLICK HERE

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Anais Pouliot Naked For Some Photoshoot of the Day

Her name is Anus and she’s from Quebec….I used to harass her on FACEBOOK ….cuz I figure fucking any girl named anus, who is french and french girls always have anal on the first date, make for good times…not to mention local models who are about to hit the big time and move to New York are fun to fuck so that when they make it you can cut out all their pro photoshoots and wall paper them to your wall for masturbation purposes knowing you’ve been in it….but I guess you can wall paper that shit to your wall for masturbation purposes without actual fucking….which is convenient because she never really answered me…because like all models from small cities moving to bigger cities with big contracts trying to make it – they have egos…and are too good for me – but I guess that applies to all girls…you know since I’m a creep HEre are some nude pics of her….whore.

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Candice Swanepoel is a Sexy Ski Bunny of the Day

V Magazine did a photoshoot with Candice Swanepoel doing some 60′s style ski bunny bullshit that I want to fuck…you know cuz it is the Christmas season….but I would prefer to see her getting fucked by the entire ski school…..or the ski team….or really just a ski pole or even better my dick in a lodge after skiing all drunk and naked in a hot tub….but this will do if you view it as the first scene in your sexual fantasy…you know the gateway to hardcore fucking fantasy….Either way, this needs more half nakedness…

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Candice Swanepoel is a Sexy Ski Bunny of the Day

Miss Universe Jimena Navarrete See Thru Shirt of the Day

I had no idea who this was when I saw the pics of her in a see thru, but realized she’s Miss Mexico trying to get extra attention after winning Miss Universe, since no one gives a fuck about Miss Universe and to make her Mexicon corrupt cop and drug dealing boyfriend who tries to extort tourists proud of the pussy he’s fucking when he’s not too busy fucking other pussy….Let’s face it, she’s not all that hot…but then again she did win a Miss Universe concert and she didn’t sign a modeling contract, she didn’t sign record deal, she didn’t get signed onto a new hot show or even porn contract….which is what all the actual hot girls are fighting over….but here is her see thru anyway….let’s hope this is the gateway to better things from her…

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Most Bitchin’ Mom Ever

She's either super awesome, or about to snap.

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Most Bitchin’ Mom Ever

Video Game Rape Scene

Just endure it a little longer, Lucas. Trust me – this will give you magic powers. Trust.

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Video Game Rape Scene

Google Street View Catches a Glimpse of Heaven

This isn't the first strange thing ever captured by Google Maps' Street View, but it might be the most other-worldly.

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Google Street View Catches a Glimpse of Heaven