Here’s some Irina Shayk in lingerie for Christmas…..All glittery like some kind of Christmas decoration you want to fuck…but probably way less humiliating to fuck than the time your mom caught you with the candy canes up your ass while jerking off to Christmas movies….not that you’d ever fuck her, she’s a supermodel thanks to her high society fucking and you’re not high society….but at least you can jerk off to her pics…tis the fucking season fucker.
Her name is Anus and she’s from Quebec….I used to harass her on FACEBOOK ….cuz I figure fucking any girl named anus, who is french and french girls always have anal on the first date, make for good times…not to mention local models who are about to hit the big time and move to New York are fun to fuck so that when they make it you can cut out all their pro photoshoots and wall paper them to your wall for masturbation purposes knowing you’ve been in it….but I guess you can wall paper that shit to your wall for masturbation purposes without actual fucking….which is convenient because she never really answered me…because like all models from small cities moving to bigger cities with big contracts trying to make it – they have egos…and are too good for me – but I guess that applies to all girls…you know since I’m a creep HEre are some nude pics of her….whore.
