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Monika Jac Jagaciak Topless Shoot of the Day

Monika Jac Jagaciak has been modeling forever…and she’s just been named one of the 10 new Victoria’s Secret Angels…so I figure why not post titty pics of her, because there was a time when titty pics were coveted especially of Victoria’s Secret models who husbands and teenage boys were jerking off to…pre-internet…in an era when Playboy was really the only one doing nudity…and not every single model, actress, and popstar.. Now, I don’t know what is a better approach for people being sexually healthy and not deviant, you know like how I used to cum myself just holding a girl’s hand…but now I only come with her tongue in my ass, while jerking me off, singing 90s rock, and smoking a cigarette as she’s getitng fisted by an amputee midget covered in tar… You see…I want to see everyone in the world naked…but I don’t know what 13 year old kids growing up on throat fucking gangbang tranny porn will do for a future generation…but I guess who cares about them…look at these tits… The post Monika Jac Jagaciak Topless Shoot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Monika Jac Jagaciak Topless Shoot of the Day

Miley Cyrus Tongue Video of the Day

Here is Miley Cyrus demonstrating her ability to use her big long lesbian hipster tongue to lick ass while jerking dudes off because it brings her minor excitement in her otherwise jaded life…You know now that she’s got it all…the fame and fortune – there’s little else but ass licking to make her feel like a diryt little whore and girls LOVE being dirty little whores – especially when this is their actual talent and that song and dance shit is just to help pay for hotels where she can take on that ass licking…

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Miley Cyrus Tongue Video of the Day

Whitney Port’s Useless Round Ass in Leggings of the Day

Here’s some Whitney Port nobody showing her ass off in leggings….and as far as I’m concerned we’ve found her calling….we’ve found her purpose…she needs to stop tryingt to have some career but instead focus on wandering the streets for perverts with cameras to creep on her…sure it’s not a paying gig….but at least her ass will be seen for what it is instead of the bottom feeding shit it actually is…

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Irina Shayk Lingerie of the Day

Here’s some Irina Shayk in lingerie for Christmas…..All glittery like some kind of Christmas decoration you want to fuck…but probably way less humiliating to fuck than the time your mom caught you with the candy canes up your ass while jerking off to Christmas movies….not that you’d ever fuck her, she’s a supermodel thanks to her high society fucking and you’re not high society….but at least you can jerk off to her pics…tis the fucking season fucker.

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Irina Shayk Lingerie of the Day

Brittany Snow Getitng Out of a Car and Showing Us Up Her Skirt of the Day

Her name is Brittany Snow and I had no idea who she was because her face is ugly and I don’t really like ugly chicks unless my dick is bounching off their “soft palate”, but it turns out that she’s from Tampa, a quite luxurious place if you are white trash and I also found out that her dad quit his job as an insurrance broker to work for her organizing her “schedule”, which is code for taking 20% of her paycheck cuz it worked out to more that the 45,000 dollars a year he was making before, only now he doesn’t have to go into work every fucking day, and I guess its the least this cunt could do because he pretty much made her and speaking of cunt, here he is getting in or out of a car flashing something that may or may not be her black vagina, and is probably just black panties…enjoy….weirdo.

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Brittany Snow Getitng Out of a Car and Showing Us Up Her Skirt of the Day

Hilary Duff Whoring Out on Gossip Girl of the Day

I guess Hilary Duff got herself on Gossip Girl for more than one reason. Yesterday, I said that she was doing it to stay relevant, jumping up on a hot show so people would remember her, but now I think it’s got more to do with her using the show as an opportunity to get her TV crush up in her pussy because I guess now that she’s got all fat and dumpy and her boyfriend and his Hockey Team have slowed down on the stickin’ her ass and pussy while jerking each other off in some sort of team building initiation since it is the off season or some shit has made her desperate and figured she might as well get paid for male attention instead of paying for it and I guess none of that matters but here’s the picture proof anyway, cuz that’s what I do.

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Hilary Duff Whoring Out on Gossip Girl of the Day

Jessica Simpson Sex Tape with Her Lover of the Day

These are some pictures of Jessica Simpson’s intimate relationship with food. You know when all she needed to feel sensual was an all you can eat buffet. Her animalistic cravings for BBQ meats, fried foods and the dessert cart lead to steamy, sometimes raunchy, often obscene and always hot nights together, until a few months went by and she realized not only could she not fit in her pants but that the world had turned on her after finding out about this lucid affair, forcing her to quit the shit cold turkey and hit the gym, turning a new leaf…one without the lover that still hangs over her head, but is now just a memory of a salacious affair she holds dear to her vagina.

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Jessica Simpson Sex Tape with Her Lover of the Day

Holly Madison and Her Garden Gnome Cock of the Day

I am guessing this is not Travelocity’s new ad campaign encouraging safe sex while traveling where instead of fucking the shit out of local pussy/hookers you should find yourself some inanimate object to stick in your ass while jerking off, but I am not too sure what it is, maybe star fucking for a has been Playboy Model/Hefner Contract wife has gone down hill, and the only old famous phallus you can find is found in your neighbor’s trailerpark garden when you are on a drunken desperate search to get back into the limelight, that reminds me of many nights I’ve ended up in random yards, or in bed, hugging random things that I’ve brought home with me, like the night I woke up in the arms of Black Lawn Jockey , covered in puke, or maybe she’s just trying to be funny, either way, at least she’s in lingerie, because as we all know, that’s all she has going for her…and even that is fading…so if you’re a Holly Madison fan, you best enjoy it when you can.

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Holly Madison and Her Garden Gnome Cock of the Day