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A ‘Bolt’ from the Blue – National Frankenstein Day!

Posted on August 30, 2016 by Benny Hollywood

“The crackle of electricity, and the patter of rain drops on the stone walls and terra cotta roof give an eerie feeling when combined with the dark laboratory that houses various experiments,” Days of the Year ominously begins its description of the national holiday. “Give yourself some liquid courage, and step forward to embrace a little bit of darkness on Frankenstein Day.”… read more Continue reading →

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Kelly Brook’s Forgot To Leave Her Clothes At Home

Posted on April 18, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s Kelly Brook out in London, and unfortunately it looks like she’s back to her old ways of actually wearing clothing. But don’t worry, it’s almost summer, which means we’ll start getting our Kelly Brook bikini pictures again soon enough. And until then, seeing those sweater mounds of hers stuffed into a nice tight dress isn’t such a bad consolation prize. » view all 52 photos Related Links Kelly Brook’s See Through Dress Isn’t See Through Kelly Brook Busts Out The Goods Kelly Brook Is Now A Sexy Showgirl Kelly Brook’s Ass Ruined By Mom Jean Photos: WENN.com

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Sasha Cohen Shows Her Flexibility In Socks

Posted on April 18, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t normally post photoshoots from sock companies, usually I reserve that for lingerie or swimwear. But when you get Sasha Cohen to limber up and show off her flexibility, you’ve just earned yourself some free promotion on Hollywood Tuna, Snoxx Socks. Now, I have no clue what socks have to do with Olympic figure skaters, but sometimes it’s better to just go along with it. So enjoy these really weird sock ads, everybody. Hey look, glitter .

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Jessica Simpson Sex Tape with Her Lover of the Day

Posted on July 14, 2009 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

These are some pictures of Jessica Simpson’s intimate relationship with food. You know when all she needed to feel sensual was an all you can eat buffet. Her animalistic cravings for BBQ meats, fried foods and the dessert cart lead to steamy, sometimes raunchy, often obscene and always hot nights together, until a few months went by and she realized not only could she not fit in her pants but that the world had turned on her after finding out about this lucid affair, forcing her to quit the shit cold turkey and hit the gym, turning a new leaf…one without the lover that still hangs over her head, but is now just a memory of a salacious affair she holds dear to her vagina.

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Holly Madison and Her Garden Gnome Cock of the Day

Posted on July 14, 2009 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I am guessing this is not Travelocity’s new ad campaign encouraging safe sex while traveling where instead of fucking the shit out of local pussy/hookers you should find yourself some inanimate object to stick in your ass while jerking off, but I am not too sure what it is, maybe star fucking for a has been Playboy Model/Hefner Contract wife has gone down hill, and the only old famous phallus you can find is found in your neighbor’s trailerpark garden when you are on a drunken desperate search to get back into the limelight, that reminds me of many nights I’ve ended up in random yards, or in bed, hugging random things that I’ve brought home with me, like the night I woke up in the arms of Black Lawn Jockey , covered in puke, or maybe she’s just trying to be funny, either way, at least she’s in lingerie, because as we all know, that’s all she has going for her…and even that is fading…so if you’re a Holly Madison fan, you best enjoy it when you can.

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