Lily Rose Depp is our favorite entitled rich girl trying to make a name for herself in a very lazy because she’s rich kind of way…thanks to being rich because her dad is Johnny Depp who made a lot of money off all the Disney Movies he did….and that we appreciate because he’s a fucking drunk. I don’t know why I like her, but there’s something pretty amazing about her, not necessarily cuz she’s in some leotard about to go to some Ballet or Gymnastics class to work on her flexibility, i think this outfit is just the trend now….you know bike shorts… I just know that I think she’s hot, and bratty and annoying or not…I don’t have to deal with that shit, I just get to look onto America’s royalty, celebrated for nothing she’s accomplished other than the house she’s born into, or in Johnny Depp’s case, one of his 15 houses….and that’s what matters…living that dream. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS
Future Launches New Shoe Future hosted an exclusive Atlanta in-store launch of his “Furykaze” sneaker, this year’s most anticipated entertainment/apparel brand partnership between the entertainer and classic sportswear brand. As an ode to Future’s favorite Reebok sneakers, this brand new silhouette is a combination of the beloved Instapump Fury and Kamikaze II. Inspired by the Scorpion, Future’s astrological sign, the texture of the suede upper is reminiscent of the hair on the scorpion’s tail, claws and legs, while the molded vamps emanate the ribbed body. The TPU heel collar also mimics the flexibility of the scorpion’s tail and folds easily down for ease of wear. The Furykaze will be released in a fresh Sandstone colorway with an external Pump bladder on the upper reminiscent of the Fury. Check out more photos from the event below
Dana Wright is a babe…she’s also an internet friend of mine from Canada, but living all over the place, because that’s just how these girls work in this global economy…they are just flying all over the place… She started with American Apparel, being their in-house model, who I assume lived with Dov Charney, before American Apparel went bankrupt…where he would take pics of her in their various naked and half naked outfits…then she got into music…where she’s making songs…and I think she’s tall, sexy as fuck and amazing…so I am glad to see these nude pics.. The only thing I don’t like about her is that her circle of lame as fuck but think they are cool friends….They are a group of these new age, period blood art making, hipster feminist phonies, who think they are the zeitgeist or voice of the generation, because that’s how egotistical they are….they are so fucking vain, self involved, narcissists, no worse that the whores instagram modeling they accuse people of objectifying…the kind of “I’m in abuse porn because it empowers women fem nazi”…that doesn’t get it…but tries so hard she won’t shut up about it…and not quite cute enough to be nude models, that still gets nude because of Feminism…and they go on these campaigns, or rampages like “my pubic hair got banned from instagram”….social climbing cunt. trying to be shocking, but being boring…thinking they have a higher purpose thanks to one misguided women’s study class, but are just as thirsty as a video vixen whore….they are Amber fucking Rose…who groupie on every important person they meet…and that they do meet because their rich lawyer father paid their life in NYC, to get them the fuck out of the house because they are annoying….so annoying that they social climb, because people who let social climbers around…are just bored and find it entertaining….and in humoring them…they are creating them….fuck these social justice idiots…who are exactly the same as what they pretend to fight…because when you have a stance people pay more attention to you…especially when you’re ugly… So other that Dana being friends with the weird looking social climing girl who wanted to be famous so bad and feminist was the platform to get her there…even if she was anything buy feminist…and everything annoying…so they published her to shut her up.. But other than that…she’s amazing….and I’d love to take her virginity…I just don’t have a fucking time machine… This is for CLICK HERE The post Dana Wright is My Naked Friend of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Dana Wright is a babe…she’s also an internet friend of mine from Canada, but living all over the place, because that’s just how these girls work in this global economy…they are just flying all over the place… She started with American Apparel, being their in-house model, who I assume lived with Dov Charney, before American Apparel went bankrupt…where he would take pics of her in their various naked and half naked outfits…then she got into music…where she’s making songs…and I think she’s tall, sexy as fuck and amazing…so I am glad to see these nude pics.. The only thing I don’t like about her is that her circle of lame as fuck but think they are cool friends….They are a group of these new age, period blood art making, hipster feminist phonies, who think they are the zeitgeist or voice of the generation, because that’s how egotistical they are….they are so fucking vain, self involved, narcissists, no worse that the whores instagram modeling they accuse people of objectifying…the kind of “I’m in abuse porn because it empowers women fem nazi”…that doesn’t get it…but tries so hard she won’t shut up about it…and not quite cute enough to be nude models, that still gets nude because of Feminism…and they go on these campaigns, or rampages like “my pubic hair got banned from instagram”….social climbing cunt. trying to be shocking, but being boring…thinking they have a higher purpose thanks to one misguided women’s study class, but are just as thirsty as a video vixen whore….they are Amber fucking Rose…who groupie on every important person they meet…and that they do meet because their rich lawyer father paid their life in NYC, to get them the fuck out of the house because they are annoying….so annoying that they social climb, because people who let social climbers around…are just bored and find it entertaining….and in humoring them…they are creating them….fuck these social justice idiots…who are exactly the same as what they pretend to fight…because when you have a stance people pay more attention to you…especially when you’re ugly… So other that Dana being friends with the weird looking social climing girl who wanted to be famous so bad and feminist was the platform to get her there…even if she was anything buy feminist…and everything annoying…so they published her to shut her up.. But other than that…she’s amazing….and I’d love to take her virginity…I just don’t have a fucking time machine… This is for CLICK HERE The post Dana Wright is My Naked Friend of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I have a leotard fetish…and I guess so does a handful of people jerking off to gymnasts, but that could be more because gymnasts are these very athletic, sturdy little flexible thing that looks like she hasn’t hit puberty due to gymnast stage parents who get their kids on hormone therapy at a young age to keep them small so that one day they can be like our Hero McKayla Maroney…. I guess McKayla Maroney realizes that along with her flexibility, weird athelete turned social media porn, they like seeing her fit young body in a leotard….because one piece of fabric touching pussy, asshole and nipples, all at the same time is glorious, especially when you slide it over to the side and get to work… I am a victim of the Leootard love…I’ve made girls wear leotards for me, not in a rapey way, but in a “walk around my lifd in these leotards I bought for you to wear while I jerk off, yes that’s a deadbolt lock” kind of way… I’ve also eating pussy in leotards…and I have a feeling McKayla Maroney knows that…she’s been aware of her sex appeal since she’s been 16 and has milked it hard…and this is just the continuation of that…so keep up that good work America’s favorite Olympian… The post McKayla Maroney Olympic Gold Gymnast Outfit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
So Bella Thorne turns 18 in the next couple of days…so she’s given the general public, her fans, the gang of perverts who love busty redheads especially when they are underage…a solid Autumn inspired turtleneck, that may remind you of the 80s, when you were in high school, and the best tit days were turtle neck tit days, because if you’re a fan of Bella Thorne and a male, I am going to assume you were in high school in the 80s, she’s just that kind of character… Either way, she’s dressed autumnal for you to try to auto felate yourself before realizing your belly is too big and sitting all day makes you lack the flexibility you need to reach your micro penis…or you could just auto-asphyxiate yourself while staring at this…because you’re sexual predator ass doesn’t need to live… 6 Days left to maximize her underage appeal…and I assume she’ll milk it as much as her parents milked her to live the family fame dream they tried running through with their kids, because I guess they didn’t like work…and this one stuck…so October 8, may be their most dreaded day…because they won’t be collecting her paycheck anymore, unless they’ve manipulated her properly, and I’m sure they have….all stage parents do… The post Bella Thorne Big Teen Tits are Autumnal of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Taylor Swift has a new member of her Squad. Sadly, no, it isn’t Dylan Barnes, the adorable seven-year old with whom Swift just danced online . Instead, Swift is posing on Instagram with Todrick Hall, the talented 25-year old who recently went viral by mashing together a number of Taylor singles off “1989.” The pair reportedly hung out backstage during one of Swift’s tour stops Kansas City, snapping a bunch of cute photos as if they were old pals. “My new BFF!,” Hall captioned one of the picture. “Thanx @taylorswift for inviting me to your show! #1989worldtour” Swift then shared the image above, which shows off both her flexibility (you’re a lucky man, Calvin Harris !) and her newfound friendship. “Doing splits with @toddyrockstar backstage tonight in KC #bonding,” she wrote along with the photo. Hall auditioned for American Idol Season 9 and has sky-rocketed to viral fame via his amazing rendition of Swift hits. “I honestly can’t believe what I just saw,” Taylor wrote upon seeing Hall’s mash-up video. “This amount of talent in one person has me speechless. I [love] @toddyrockstar.” Looks like we need to make an addition to our rundown of Taylor Swift’s best celebrity friends…
If you’re like me, you’ve jerked off to something yoga related at least once… Whether it is Yoga pants and how great they make asses look…or some spiritual hippie bitch you brought home from the bar who uses yoga moves in the bedroom trying to expel your sperm out of her…because spiritual hippie bitches don’t use condoms…or razors…or maybe it was Yoga in the park show put on by new mothers or a college Yoga class trying to get some outdoor in the park air…or maybe it was just to girl on instagram showing iff their flexibility and overall health….wearing shorts… Well now, Britney Spears and her yoga flexibility can be another one for you to get off to, if you’re into this kind of of mom of two vagina pop..which I am…because it smells like money….and cheetos…10 year old placenta, K-fed and probably like it needs a shower or two…she’s certifiable and if I’ve learned anything from medicated crazy people…it’s that vagina health is never their priority… She’s good, even if she’s old…she still bends…and that’s how I like my puppets… The post Britney Spears Flexibility of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Hilaria Baldwin is the clever gold digger who came with a specific and marketable skill set, so that when she properly positioned herself for a celebrity clientele, pretty literally, positioned herself for a celebrity clientele, with her vagina in spandex doing things that are pretty much unheard of, things this rich guys had never seen before, and that these rich guys could pretend were for some kind of spiritual and health driven enlightenment, booking her for 2 sessions a day like she was some kind of prosti. Meaning..she was the seductress who infiltrated the wallets of the rich using her flexibility and yoga expertise…but after creeping on her instagram…you’ll see exactly why Alec Baldwin came up inside her…right.. I don’t know why, but I guess like Alec Baldwin, her poses are weird, interesting, and something I want to fuck…here’s some recents pics I pulled from her instagram…
The Naked News team is always looking to expand, and here’s a skinsational look at their latest anchor audition from the limber Kate! Kate talks about Emmy Rossum and also shows off her flexibility! Let’s hope we get to see much more of Kate again soon!
