I don’t normally post photoshoots from sock companies, usually I reserve that for lingerie or swimwear. But when you get Sasha Cohen to limber up and show off her flexibility, you’ve just earned yourself some free promotion on Hollywood Tuna, Snoxx Socks. Now, I have no clue what socks have to do with Olympic figure skaters, but sometimes it’s better to just go along with it. So enjoy these really weird sock ads, everybody. Hey look, glitter .
You might want to avert your eyes, because Stella Hudgens is back showing off her flexibility on Twitter again. I’d complain about her parents, but with the way Vanessa turned out, I don’t want to jinx anything. And she’s only got a good 9 more months before she turns 18 anyways. So just stay out of trouble until then.
I was pretty sure Jersey Shore was cancelled already, so I can’t really tell you what JWoww was doing on Extra , other than towering over the Oompa Loompa standing next to her. I just wish Maria Menounos had been there to give me a lesbian fantasy I could actually do something with, because this one’s just making the little Tuna sad. Hopefully next time, assuming JWoww’s 15 minutes aren’t already up. » view all 11 photo Related Articles: JWoWW’s Naughty Schoolgirl Cleavage Works JWoww Can Wash My Car In Lingerie Anytime JWoWW’s Big Boobs Hit The Town JWoWW’s Boobs Got An Endorsement Deal Photos: Fameflynet , WENN.com
Yup, here’s Vanessa Hudgens ‘ younger sister Stella showing off her flexibility once again . I guess when it comes to posting pictures of yourself on the Internet, she learned from one of the best. But until Stella turns 18, it’s best to just move along before you get in trouble. Nothing to see here. Related Articles: Stella Hudgens Flexibility Will Get You In Trouble Vanessa Hudgens Sex Tape? Vanessa Hudgens In A See Through Top Vanessa Hudgens Is A Sexy Beast
Cheryl Cole is some prison tatted, gutter looking girl from the working class UK, who managed to not become a stripper as everyone in her high school class expected, but who instead got a gig in a manufactured pop band, and who has since been able to leverage that into marrying a successful soccer player, and thus living the good life for the rest of her life….you know attending red carpet events instead of paternity tests…kinda thing….but luckily you can take the girl out of the projects but you can’t take the projects out of the girl…so part of her needs to show off tit to feel like she hasn’t sold the fuck out…even though she’s sold the fuck out…and because she’s sexy as hell…I am into that… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK TO SEE HER IN A SHIRTY SEE THROUGH FOLLOW THIS LINK
Stella Hudgens is the teen sister of Vanessa Hudgen…who you may remember as the hairy 18 year old who took nude pictures of herself….and leaked those nude pics only to say they were taken when she was 17 so that anyone with a severe fear of getting arrested for child pornography would take them down…even though I think a bush like that takes at least 18 years to grow out…and even though the real crime in child pornography is the production of it…leading me to think she should be the one who gets arrested…not that it matters..because what matters is that her younger sister is taking her lead, and like most younger sisters who are less famous and jealous, is stepping up her game…she’s alredy out practicing next level stripper routines, and posting the shit as a preview of what’s to come….and by the looks of it…her flexibility…may cuz some relatively criminal fantasies in some of you….while I’ll just wait til she’s 20 and really delivering the erotica….because I’m patient like that…and figure there’s so much other nudity out there…we’ll just let this one blossom…and there’s nothing wrong with checkin’ in on it while it does…
Here’s an american model for a change…I mean 90 percent of models seem to be from other countries….there are only a handful homegrown…and I figure it is because homegrown definitely is a literal thing you fast food eating, high fructose corn syrup addicted, pigs living the American Dream and dying of obesity related diseases thanks to corporations using you to make them rich at your expense…serving you product they don’t even drink…as Coca Cola execs how many cokes he has a day…and he’ll say he only drinks their shitty tap water brand.. Not that it matters… What matters is that Arizona Muse is a lovely lean girl from Sante Fe….she’s 23 and there’s no way her name is actually Arizona Muse…see cuz it’s one of those marketing things to make her seem more memorable….Jenny Smith just doesn’t cut it…but wha helps it out is that Muse is always willing to get naked for fashion…I’ve posted a bit on her nude modeling for fashion not for art students like a welfare bitch in the past…and I’m doing it again…this time for Vogue Russia….cuz I love models.
Vanessa Hudgens has been pimping out her 15 year old sister for a few months, because I guess she feels she’s marketable, or maybe she feels she can help, or maybe she wants the attention off her weight gain, lesbian haircut and attempt to re-invent herself with nude pics that backfired cuz she had 5 O’Clock shadow…it happens to all trolls… Well it turns out that sister is now 16, and upon investigating her twitter, I have found some pictures of her showing her flexibility….and since I know thanks to youtube there is a high demand for videos of teen girls doing gymnastics…I mean I’m sure for no sexual reason whatsoever….that I’d post them….and remember 16 is legal in Canada, I’ve been there and it’s not that interesting…Seriously. Here is Stella Hudgens following in her older chimpmunks footsteps…Goodtimes…Now if you are thinking obscene thoughts, stop being a pervert, let a girl show her ballet skills in short as fuck shorts like it is a fetish video to her friends in peace, without having you masturbate all over it and ruining it for her and everyone involved…It’s awkward. That said…genius publicity stunt Stella the next Momsen and Cyrus….genius… Some other pics to remind you you’re looking at pics of a kid…. You’re fucking sick….This is someone’s daughter…but then again so is every girl and her vagina….but that doesn’t change the fact that you are sick.
Image via: Richard Perry/ The New York Times People think to do yoga you have to be flexible. But the flexibility is not in the body. It’s in the mind. That’s why anyone can do it. Amen! As an expert stepping ever more deeply into the often misguided world of yoga (what? you can’t wrap your ankle around your head?), it’s always nice hearing such sagely words like those above from Ricardo Sisco. Sisco is an instructor who guides weekl… Read the full story on TreeHugger
I have spent the better part of the morning talking to a girl who was 16 and 3/4 about sex. I was doing it for research purposes, because I tend to lose touch with 16 year olds the less time I spend in Starbucks and American Apparel. She pretty much told me that she’s been fucking her 18 year old boyfriend consistently for over a year. She was a gymnast and appreciates her flexibility. She showered with a girlfriend and 3 guys just last weekend and she is down with giving blowjobs, but prefers to get fucked from behind, sometimes by more than one person, as long as they cum in her and play with her large tits, since all teenage girls have huge tits these days…. When I was 16 and 3/4 the only pussy I was getting was the fat chick who craved male attention and wanted as much cock as she could get and really was willing to put anything she found inside her. The hot girls were virgins and in longterm relationships waiting for that special night and the slutty hot girls were fucking older dudes with cars. I still got pussy…but it was nothing like the anal loving/ cock sucking/ group sex parties motherfuckers are into at 16 and 3/4 now, because of hormones in the food, the internet, oversexed population and now Miley Cyrus, who I think deserves a thank you for sacrificing her throat to make her contribution.. Pics via Bauer
