Grandpa’s Got Hot Tits Fre Ride in NYC Chinese Ice Fisherman Cat Falls from the Ceiling Old Man Tries Stealing Idiot Kid Nearly Dies WTF is Going On Here? The post Lady VS Jet Blue…and Other Videos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
My favorite Rihanna story, which is probably the only Rihanna story I’ve got, is that I met a dude from Barbados a bunch of years ago, right when the country was hating on her because the government had just given her a bunch of Crown land for her contribution to the marketing of the island…back when she was at the peak of her celebrity, when celebrity mattered and was more than just running a MEME account….and bitch would snob out the locals who she knew her entire life…lik she would intentionally be a diva cunt cuz she knew she was better than them…treating them like the hired help she probably was when she was growing up….anyway…you get what I am saying, diva from small island, goes back to small island after becoming rich and famous and is a cunt to the locals…typical story you’d expect…… Dude made it very clear to me that she was poor as shit when she was growing up, like real life shantytown shit, and that when she was 14 she become a sex worker, where she found the British dude who brought her to America and sold her off to Jay Z….because if you’ve hear Rihanna sing, you’ll know she’s not nearly talented enough to end up being imported into America and cultivated into a popstar…. There’s the whole immigration thing, the navigating importing sluts from a small island, getting her a place to live…a lot went into her career…all while there are perfectly equally if not more talented people in Brooklyn next to Jay Z’s fucking investment properties….there is no logical reason why Rihanna happened, there was no youtube channel or viral video at the time…it was straight up teen girl abducted and brought to America….and for that I will always find her compelling….what do you want from me, I like whores. Here are her tits on New Years JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Rihanna Erotica of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Kendall Jenner just got paid a lot of money, I’m predicting well over a million dollars to be a hooker body for the panty company that may not be Victoria’s Secret, but Kendall already walked for Victoria’s Secret and thus La Perla wants to lock her into some exclusive contract deal to be the panties that cover her rank little exploited cunt…cunt….. The whole thing is stupid because she’s really not all that hot…but she’s got followers, she pushes product and brands like throwing money at dog shit….as long as it is rich dog shit….that people seem to like because she’s not as vile as her monster sister…because she’s the white one.. Terrible…overproduced, over paid trash…maybe I’m just a traditionalist is my lingerie catalog pics…make them like some 70s sears catalogs or what’s the fucking point….but I guess in the 70s…Sears only had 1,000,000 dollars a year in budget for the lingerie catalog including shipping…and couldn’t afford a Kendall Jenner and her stupid inflated bullshit…so look at us now..the supermodel concept that should have never been….because hot bitches will post naked for free….created this money grubbing troll monster…who just doesn’t seem to die.. The post Kendall Jenner Lingere Shoot for La Perla of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Mariah Carey’s panty flash is zero on the scale of erotic….as she pretty much explodes from every fucking angle, primarily her thighs… Now I get that people like weak chinned bitches with diamond studded microphones because they are rich and fancy and thus VERY VERY important in the world of music…I mean she’s paid her dudes, through her vagina, when the head of Sony Music gave her a big break after marrying her….in Quebec Canada, where I live…we call that RENEE ANGILING her – that’s Celine Dion, our God’s neighbor who found her at 14, mortgaged his house to make her, and left his family to fuck her when she was underage…GOOD think french people consider that normal behavior…since I live in French Canada and I need a Celine, or Mariah of my own to buy me a damn house…living the dream….but coddling a cunty spoiled brat who thinks she’s god’s gift…. I get that people like thick girls, her sloppy tits, the fact that she’s Mariah Carey..and crazy…But I just find it weird. The post Mariah Carey’s Panty Flash of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I am a fan of Dioni Tabbers. I don’t really know all that much about her, other than the fact that she doesn’t really have much of a following, considering she’s been getting naked for photoshoots for at least 4 years…at least according to my documenting of her getting naked -> LINK HERE BUT TOO LAZY TO GO FIND IT She’s DUTCH, she’s got 24,000 followers, she’s not a hipster model from LA, but she’s booked actual work, and really I don’t care if she’s getting paid, if she’s famous, if she’s making money, or if she’s doing big things…I am too self involved and focused on nudes that time to name these holes is just wasted energy…. It’s like the fact that she’s got a vagina proves to me that she’s just another dog doing tricks to please the patriarchy….and I’m just down with her CONTRIBUTION to the world.. This is shot by Ellen Von Unwerth who is a great, legendary even, photographer who pretends to be the female Helmut Newton and gets work because of it…since that’s not a bad thing, her pics are good, she’s good, and most importantly..she’s a pervert with pervert pics…an icon to some…mainly nude models who get to shoot with her and feel validated that all the getting naked was building toward something great… The post Dioni Tabbers by Ellen Von Unwerth of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Em Rat Cow finally gets work! Her million dollar making scam continues to deliver because no matter how irrelevant people like me think she is, she’s got a massive social media following and someone will still throw money her way because that following isn’t going anywhere…that following is locked in…and until Instagram is irrelevant…she will continue to exist…and really I don’t give her enough credit…She identified her massive tits, she used her massive tits, she pulled out her massive tits, because she was confident in her massive tits…she never did porn or real sleazy shit…it was always mainstream tits…making it easier for girls I sext to justify showing their tits…that aren’t as nice as Rat Cow tits, but that are still tits….exposed tits…so even if she’s overrated, irrelevant, non existent…and her contribution to the world has been low level, self involved, and boring…she still lazily showed her tits and that’s the kind of lazy hustle we need…to see tits….working towards a dream… The post Em Rat Cow Gets Work of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Maybe it’s the straight-faced recommendation that you purchase a $15,000 vibrator . Maybe it’s her contribution of the term ” conscious uncoupling ” to the Dictionary of New Age-y Hollywood Bullsh-t . Or maybe it’s just her smug insistence that she’s a self-made woman who cobbled a career together with no help from anyone – even though her father was a high-powered producer, her mother is a famous actress, and her godfather is Steven freakin’ Spielberg. Whatever the reason, people really, really, really don’t like Gwyneth Paltrow. To us, that’s about as mysterious as the fact that people prefer chocolate over kale chips, but apparently the Goopster herself is shocked – shocked ! – that the average American wouldn’t spit if she were on fire. Asked about the fact that she took the number one spot in a 2013 Star magazine “most hated celebrities” poll, Gwinnie griped that she was just being “authentic self” and totes grew up super poor, you guys. You almost have to admire her for non-ironically demonstrating the privileged lack of self-awareness that makes her so unlikable while expressing her confusion about why she’s so universally despised. This interview is like a performance art piece: “First of all I was like, ‘I’m the most hated celebrity?’ More than, like, Chris Brown? What did I do?” sayeth the mother of Apple, Moses and Hadron Collider. (We may have made that last one up.) “All I can do is be my authentic self, but I think there are things about me that make people draw conclusions. For example, there is the perception that I grew up very wealthy and that I was given, you know, that I was sort of raised with a silver spoon in my mouth, which inspires a lot of resentment.” We don’t even know what to say, so we’ll let this Kim Kardashian GIF do the talking: Seriously, though, it’s hilarious that Gwyneth blames the public’s perception of her on the fact that the plebes mistakenly believe she grew up with a Rolls Royce in her driveway, when really it was just four BMWs. If she just once dropped the BS and said, “Yeah, I grew up with privileges most people only dream about; I’m crazy pretentious at times, and I cheated on the food stamp challenge ,” maybe people wouldn’t rather spend a weekend locked in a closet with Kanye and a coked-up Charlie Sheen than sit through one of her movies. Come to think of it, does she still make movies? View Slideshow: 20 Douchiest Gwyneth Paltrow Quotes in Human History
Kelly Brook, who didn’t the same path as other Glamour Models, you know instead she always kept her nude modeling as classy, instead of becoming a regular low level employee for some magazine that’s almost a joke that it exists. She used essentially the exact same strategy as those UK Glamour models, but threw in a little celebrity relationships, some acting, and even launching her own product line, all while looking pretty good doing it. She’s pretty much peaked the last couple of years, explaining why at practically 40, she hasn’t settled down and had kids yet, because she’s got another go in her, and whether this big titty photoshoot is recent or not, it doesn’t matter, because it shows off all it took for her to become this millionaire low level celebrity everyone knows….them ridiculous tits. I’m a fan.
Everyday in the celebrity babe blogging world. a handful of girls I have never heard of pop up in the forums , shot by paparazzi, but not in the way you’d want them to be shot, being at the level of fame they are at. You know, in bikinis, on the beach, and people for some reason are so desperate for bikini content for their sites, they post them, like these people fucking matter, when they’d be better off posting pics of any random everyday bitch in a bikini, because let’s face it, everyday bitches are probably as hot if not hotter, but more importantly, just about as famous as these girls, only these girls set up a wikipedia page, befriend the paparazzi, who knows, but the strategy, as low level as it is….works….and here are todays top 2 no names in bikinis….. 1- Michelle Heaton 2- Lucy Mecklenburgh