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Ashley Benson in a Bikini Top of the Day

Posted on September 14, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Ashley Benson when cropped from the tits up, is pretty hot… I think this is the general theme of Instagram… Post your good angle, crop your good section, delete the dumpy pile of overweight shit that you can’t manage to filter out, no matter how hard you tried before going with the crop.. Instagram is a bigger lie than the push-up bra tits you bring home from the bar, only to discover A-Cups… It’s like these trolls actually make themselves hot, not to say Benson is a troll, but she could be, I don’t know what is real or what to believe anymore… The post Ashley Benson in a Bikini Top of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Britney Spears Flexibility of the Day

Posted on July 10, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

If you’re like me, you’ve jerked off to something yoga related at least once… Whether it is Yoga pants and how great they make asses look…or some spiritual hippie bitch you brought home from the bar who uses yoga moves in the bedroom trying to expel your sperm out of her…because spiritual hippie bitches don’t use condoms…or razors…or maybe it was Yoga in the park show put on by new mothers or a college Yoga class trying to get some outdoor in the park air…or maybe it was just to girl on instagram showing iff their flexibility and overall health….wearing shorts… Well now, Britney Spears and her yoga flexibility can be another one for you to get off to, if you’re into this kind of of mom of two vagina pop..which I am…because it smells like money….and cheetos…10 year old placenta, K-fed and probably like it needs a shower or two…she’s certifiable and if I’ve learned anything from medicated crazy people…it’s that vagina health is never their priority… She’s good, even if she’s old…she still bends…and that’s how I like my puppets… The post Britney Spears Flexibility of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Candice Swanepoel isn’t that Interesting in Clothes of the Day

Posted on June 29, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

In case you were wondering…Candice Swanepoel, Victoria’s Secret model, like pretty much all girls who aren’t fucking disgusting to look at naked, and just a product of Victoria’s Secret SPANX and Padded Bras, you know the kind of girl you drag home from the bar, only to undress her to see what must be a nightmare, hell, scary, the worst…. Is far less interesting when she’s pout wearing clothes, instead of being her half naked self, I guess…. Here she is in 70s mom jeans…looking…boring…because she is….I mean as a South African, shouldn’t she be doing racist shit for blood diamonds…or anything..but this.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Candice Swanepoel isn’t that Interesting in Clothes of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Ashley Benson in her Panties on Set of the Day

Posted on December 10, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Ashley Benson is some slob in panties…who pretends she is too good for Hollywood and above that whole thing, but she’ll whore herself out for any movie role or attention, by posting herself in panties, looking barely hot, but still in panties, while she films another movie, because I guess being one of the fat nobodies from Spring Breakers who was in her bikini despite being 20 pounds overweight opens all kinds of doors…

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Emmy Rossum for Esquire of the Day

Posted on December 10, 2013 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Not only does Emmy Rossum really not matter, because she’s a low level actress who is hardly hot….you know the kind of actor you shouldn’t even care about when she does a sex tape…so doing a “panty” shoot for Esquire is hardly interesting from her…the only reason anyone knows she exists is because she’s naked on TV every week, assuming her show is still on the air, so maybe she has a few creeper fans, I mean we all do, even me….but those fans are better off looking at her sex scenes on Shameless than this boring Esquire shit because at least you can kinda jerk off to simulated sex, while panties are just fucking dull…this is like bringing a girl home from the bar, and making her dress up in a snow suit for you to get off..it makes no sense…bitch gets naked, keep her naked… Sidenote, she’s blocked me on twitter and instagram and that hurts my feelings…

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