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Lindsay Lohan Works It In A Swimsuit!

In case you didn’t hear, Lindsay Lohan is officially out of rehab (again) and sober (again), which means we can all stop pretending that we care about her well-being and go back to only caring about how good she looks in a swimsuit (again). So here she is in Miami showing off that newly-sober booty of hers and looking good. But I’ve been burned before by Lindsay, so let’s just hope that it actually sticks this time. I’m talking about the hotness comeback, just to be clear. » view all 22 photos Photos: PacificCoastNews , Fameflynet

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Lindsay Lohan Works It In A Swimsuit!

Leilani Dowding Gets In The Sexy Christmas Spirit!

Leilani Dowding may be a hot nobody, but unlike the rest of them, she knows the key to unlocking my cold blogger heart. No, not posing for the paparazzi in sexy, themed outfits. I’m talking about the dog. See, both me and Leilani are puggle owners, only mine’s way cuter, and I’d never make him wear a demeaning Santa outfit like this. That said, I guess I’d also dress however Leilani wanted me to if it meant getting to kiss her and sit in her lap, so I can’t judge too much. » view all 12 photos Photos: Fameflynet

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Miss Universe Jimena Navarrete See Thru Shirt of the Day

I had no idea who this was when I saw the pics of her in a see thru, but realized she’s Miss Mexico trying to get extra attention after winning Miss Universe, since no one gives a fuck about Miss Universe and to make her Mexicon corrupt cop and drug dealing boyfriend who tries to extort tourists proud of the pussy he’s fucking when he’s not too busy fucking other pussy….Let’s face it, she’s not all that hot…but then again she did win a Miss Universe concert and she didn’t sign a modeling contract, she didn’t sign record deal, she didn’t get signed onto a new hot show or even porn contract….which is what all the actual hot girls are fighting over….but here is her see thru anyway….let’s hope this is the gateway to better things from her…

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Miss Universe Jimena Navarrete See Thru Shirt of the Day

Jessica Alba at Machete Premiere of the Day

I can’t imagine you care about Jessica Alba’s comeback tour now that she’s landed her first gig since being a mom in the movie Machete, you know since she’s let us all down and is dead to us. But I figured I’d put up the pictures anyway, to remind you all to not buy into her second attempt at a career, and encourage you to punish her for her actions by making her fade the fuck away….especially when wearing such stupid fucking dresses that don’t really give boners…something she’s been keen on since she’s become a mom… She fucking sucks…no wait, she rips holes in condoms of guys she never wants to have leave her so that they stick to her uterus and make her babies….but that’s a form of sucking…just with less mouth.

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Amy Winehouse Stop Seducing Me of the Day

Amy Winehouse was porn to me back when her skin was flaking off her cuz her immune system shut down….She turned me on when she didn’t sleep or shower for days…back when she was constantly on drugs and was losing her teeth while scaring off the children and more importantly everyone who happened to be near her…so you can imagine what this cleaned up Winehouse with fat tits is doing to me…and that’s pissing me off…because I like my bitches down on their luck, near death, at the rock bottom, cuz it makes me think they are attainable when jerking off to them, this polished, put together Winehouse is looking at me like she know’s she’s too good for me….Instead of with that look of desparation for her next fix….and the whole thing depresses me. Winehouse, bring the nasty rashes and drugged out scenes back…I need it for my sex life…

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The Saturdays at the Beach in Shitty Staged Pics of the Day

I guess this UK girl band of sluts who make shitty music is trying to make it in America, because America is the promised land of stupid money making for anyone in entertainment, and everyone knows the key to making it in America doesn’t happen with talent, or quality product, it comes with controverys, scandal and staged paparazzi pics…. First they start with the beach shots, the eating ice cream erotically, the cleavage and the bikinis, then they move onto panty flashes, and nipple slips, in some kind of weird science formula used to get famous…. eventually getting more and more desperate when they realize that a lot of other low level pussy is pulling the same stunts, resulting in the holy grail, the mystical sex tape that will launch them to instant fame, unless they are too old and boring like Shauna Sand and Kendra Wilkinson…. It’s an obvious system of survival of whoever wants it bad enough….but I’m only intrigued by this cuz I actually want to fuck these girls even though they are from the UK….and I guess I am posting this as a preview of what’s to come….cuz trust me….it’s coming…it always does….Hollywood is fucking predictible and boring!

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The Saturdays at the Beach in Shitty Staged Pics of the Day