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Lana Del Rey to Azealia Banks: I Will F–k You Up!

She may have torpedoed her own music career and gotten kicked off Twitter for engaging in some pretty bizarre behavior, but Azealia Banks is still finding ways to make her voice heard. And the results have been just as infuriating and entertaining as ever! Banks’ source of outrage du jour is the uproar surrounding the political opinions of Kanye West . West’s love of Donald Trump has made him low-hanging fruit for many in the celebrity world these days, and Banks feels the hip-hop icon is being unfairly maligned. This week, she specifically singled out singer and ill-fated dame in a Dashiell Hammett adaptation Lana Del Rey, who recently attacked West in a vitriolic series of tweets.  “Wow okay Lana, this would be cute if you were consistent with your outrage and refused to collab with ASAP rocky who has physically assaulted women too,” Banks responded on Twitter. “To me this just looks like the typical White woman taking using a weakened target to ‘pretend’ to be an ally.”  Banks went on to argue that Del Rey “wouldn’t dare challenge a black woman on her opinion” and accused her of using Kanye as an easy trget “for your own vapid attempts to seem politically aware.” From there, Banks accused Del Rey of hypocrisy, pointing out that she’s collaborated with A$AP Rocky, who has been the subject of multiple abuse allegations. “Kanye is not your enemy or THE enemy. In fact your selective outrage Makes YOU. The enemy,” she continued. “You’re exactly the kind of thought police Kanye is fighting against… I suggest you apologize to Kanye” A solid opening salvo, to be sure. And since LDR isn’t really known for engaging in celebrity beefs (or anything other that ethereally drifting through artsy, Chris Isaak-y music videos), it was widely assumed she wouldn’t respond. Not only did she clap back, she straight up threatened to knock Azealia flat: “u know the addy. Pull up anytime. Say it to my face. But if I were you- I wouldn’t,” Del Rey tweeted. “I won’t not f–k you the f–k up. Period.” Another called out Banks directly saying, “Banks. u coulda been the greatest female rapper alive but u blew it. dont take it out on the only person who had ur back.” Unpopular opinion time: politics aside, we have to give the W to Azealia here. For one thing, responding to ideological differences with threats of violence is weak sauce, especially on social media, where there are no physical consequences to such actions. On top of that, if Del Rey and Banks were to square off, we’re pretty sure Lana would be the one getting f–ked up. Elizabeth Woolridge Grant grew up rich as hell Upstate and tried on like 8 different personas before landing on the noirish chanteuse thing she has going on now. Banks is straight outta Harlem and kills chickens for fun . We’d say the smart money is on Azealia, but this fight would be over before anyone had a chance to shake on a bet. That said, Lana has a point about Banks shooting herself in the foot career. The world needs another “212” now more than ever. View Slideshow: Azealia Banks and Her Beefs: Who’s She Shading Now?

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Lana Del Rey for Vogue Turkey of the Day

Lana Del Rey has zero sex appeal, but her songs are just so on point, meaning sex appeal doesn’t matter…. When she’s showing her thigh in obscure market Vogue magazine, it’s higher concept, less sensationalized, or desperate than someone who also has no sex appeal, but has hit songs…Lady Gaga… I call this “Straight from Lake Placid Private Schools…”….because that’s pretty much her story, where all the inner torment happened…small Olympic towns in upstate New York that vistors would say “this is so cute, it’s like out of a movie or even Europe, OMG they even have a Starbucks”…but beneath that Starbucks on mainstreet surface…there is darkness..sultry voiced darkness…that is Lana Del Rey… The post Lana Del Rey for Vogue Turkey of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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You Won’t Believe the Real Names of These Stars

Pseudonyms are practically synonymous with Hollywood. The music industry? Good luck getting a musician NOT to have a stage name. Check out this list of 67 celebrities who don't use their real names.  1. Lorde Musical sensation Lorde was given the name Ella Maria Lani Yelich-O’Connor at birth. We’d probably go with Lorde, too. 2. Courtney Love Courtney Love’s birth name was Courtney Michelle Harrison. Courtney Harrison sounds way too straight-laced for the Hole rocker. 3. Emma Stone Emma Stone’s birth name? Emily Jean Stone. The slight variation on her given name adds to her appeal. 4. Hulk Hogan Professional wrestler and reality TV star Hulk Hogan was born Terry Gene Bollea. That just didn’t have the right ring to it. 5. Pink Rocker-musician Pink was born Alecia Moore but picked up her moniker after watching the film Reservoir Dogs. 6. Nicki Minaj Nicki Minaj, who might actually be crazy, was born Onika Tanya Maraj. View Slideshow

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James Franco is Writing a Book About Lana Del Rey Because of Course He Is

When he’s not busy screaming about poop or writing essays about how great it is to work at McDonald’s , James Franco occasionally does some pretty strange things. Take his obsession with Lana Del Rey , for example. Franco is cagey about whether or not the two of them have ever had artsy hipster sex, but regardless of whether or not their relationship is romantic, it’s super freaking weird. Last time Franco made news for  stalking his friendship with Lana he was saying some weird stuff about wanting to have sex with her music . Now, he’s writing a book about his bestie entitled Flip-Side: Real and imagined Conversations With Lana Del Rey . Details are scarce at this time, but as far as we can tell, the book will actually contain “conversations” with LDR that took place entirely within Franco’s head. Yes, nothing says “I made a tiny doll out of the hair I stole from your shower drain” quite like writing down a bunch of imaginary conversations with someone. There’s no word on how Lana feels about her buddy James’ latest project, but we’re guessing when reached for comment, she dreamily dragged on a cigarette before speeding off in a red convertible like the mysterious femme fatale at the end of some melancholy noir film. Or something like that.

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Lana Del Rey AnOther Man Magazine of the Day

Lana Del Rey is not…. You know what I mean… If you don’t, do I really need to walk you through the fact that there is nothing hot about her, and that the only time you would really fuck her, is if she was willing to have sex with you at some afterparty, because you have no other options… There is no way that anyone jerks off to this girl…not even her boyfriend…who probably fucks other girls and just leverages dating her to get more jobs.. You know, the kind of girl that if you’re drunk and high, seems ok because she starts making out with you… Not the kind of girl you seek to destroy with your dick, even though the only thing your dick has ever destroyed was some deli meat you once fucked… The post Lana Del Rey AnOther Man Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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11 Things You Never Knew About Lana Del Rey: Her Vagina Tastes Like WHAT?!

For a woman who’s sold over 8 million records worldwide, Lana Del Rey has managed to remain something of an enigma. A recent Rolling Stone piece about Lana filled in some of the puzzle pieces (Perhaps that’s why she nearly bailed mid-interview.), but there are still plenty of questions remaining. Is she really dating Francesco Carrozzini ? What’s going on with Lana and James Franco ? Fortunately, Rolling Stone recently posted a companion piece to their Lana interview, and it manages to solve a few of the more puzzling mysteries surrounding LDR. There’s still plenty we don’t know, of course, but we kinda prefer it that way. We’re sure she does to: 11 Surprising Facts About Lana Dey Rey! 1. She Loves Her Cigs Lana is a self-described “chain-smoker.” Let’s hope her pack-a-day doesn’t damage her amazing voice. Jump into the gallery above to find out Lana’s real age (It’s not what you think.); what Seinfeld character she identifies with; and, yes, even what classic American flavor makes her think of her own lady bits. Lana’s a non-drinker (see the gallery for more on that), so we know the interviewer didn’t ply her with liquor. For some reason, however, during the two days she spent with journalist Brian Hiatt, Lana shed her aloof chanteuse persona, and shared a number of surprising tidbits about her past, her career, and her outlook on life. Sadly, she doesn’t provide a whole lot of insight into why she dissed Lady Gaga on “So Legit.” We may never get to the bottom of that one. Might be for the best.

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Lana Del Rey Bikini Pics of the Day

Lana Del Ray is in a bikini on her latest vacation in Italy…when she really shouldn’t be. I am all for big women to have the right to be half naked when enjoying the summer pool after trolling the world into thinking she is a talent because her songs are all awesome, no thanks to her, it’s all computer… I am just not into big women who make money being public figures being big, and if they are, they should dress accordingly, like in a sweat suit, because no one needs to see this shit.. She can afford a chef and trainer…and drugs…this here is just straight up laziness. The good news is, I’ve never found her hot, so fat or not, I am equally not excited nor inspired by this… She has a lyric “Kiss me hard before you go”…I assume she’s talking about cake…to emotionally eat her sadness…but I could be wrong, I’ve been wrong before…at least once I can think of…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE Her boyfriend is photographer and music video director Francesco Carrozzini, who shot THESE KEITH RICHARD PICS I LOVE ….and A BUNCH OF OTHER COOL SHIT and apparently, he likes fat chicks, like most italian men on the cusp of gay. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Lana Del Rey Ends Engagement to Barrie-James O’Neill

Well, if you were wondering why every love song on Lana Del Rey’s new album sounds more like a funeral dirge, we may have an explanation for you: Lana got engaged to Barrie-James O’Neill earlier this year, but the gloomy chanteuse revealed in a recent interview that she and O’Neill are “currently not together.” Asked to elaborate, Lana stated, “He is a wonderful person. But there are some things with which he has to deal. I will not explain it in detail. I no longer felt free. We’ll see how it goes.” We suppose the news isn’t entirely shocking, as Del Rey’s latest album, Ultraviolence , is filled with musings about breakups and bad relationships.  Still, Lana (real name, Elizabeth Grant), seems to have adopted a carefully constructed public persona, and has even been accused of playing a character to make herself more marketable. As such, many interpreted the doom and gloom sound of her latest release as a bit of artistic license on the part of the “Young and Beautiful” (and wildly successful) songstress. While an entertainer’s personal life shouldn’t affect our opinion of their work, in light of the revelation that Lana’s engagement came to a sudden end (she hasn’t specified when the split took place), songs like ” Shades of Cool ” seem more authentically heartfelt. Lana found herself at the center of a controversy last week when she commented that she wishes she was dead during an interview with a UK newspaper. Here’s hoping Ms. Del Rey recovers from her current funk…but not so much that she can’t keep churning out bleak heartbreak ballads.  Celebrity Break-Ups of 2014 1. Naya Rivera and Big Sean Naya Rivera and Big Sean called it quits while rumors that he cheated took the celebrity gossip blogosphere by storm.

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Lana Del Rey Ends Engagement to Barrie-James O’Neill

Well, if you were wondering why every love song on Lana Del Rey’s new album sounds more like a funeral dirge, we may have an explanation for you: Lana got engaged to Barrie-James O’Neill earlier this year, but the gloomy chanteuse revealed in a recent interview that she and O’Neill are “currently not together.” Asked to elaborate, Lana stated, “He is a wonderful person. But there are some things with which he has to deal. I will not explain it in detail. I no longer felt free. We’ll see how it goes.” We suppose the news isn’t entirely shocking, as Del Rey’s latest album, Ultraviolence , is filled with musings about breakups and bad relationships.  Still, Lana (real name, Elizabeth Grant), seems to have adopted a carefully constructed public persona, and has even been accused of playing a character to make herself more marketable. As such, many interpreted the doom and gloom sound of her latest release as a bit of artistic license on the part of the “Young and Beautiful” (and wildly successful) songstress. While an entertainer’s personal life shouldn’t affect our opinion of their work, in light of the revelation that Lana’s engagement came to a sudden end (she hasn’t specified when the split took place), songs like ” Shades of Cool ” seem more authentically heartfelt. Lana found herself at the center of a controversy last week when she commented that she wishes she was dead during an interview with a UK newspaper. Here’s hoping Ms. Del Rey recovers from her current funk…but not so much that she can’t keep churning out bleak heartbreak ballads.  Celebrity Break-Ups of 2014 1. Naya Rivera and Big Sean Naya Rivera and Big Sean called it quits while rumors that he cheated took the celebrity gossip blogosphere by storm.

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Drew Barrymore: Mother of Dragons Photo Rules the Seven Kingdoms!

With her permanent grin and sunny disposition, Drew Barrymore may not strike as you the most likely Game of Thrones fan, but apparently the mother of two sees something of herself in Emilia Clarke’s badass Khaleesi. Barrymore gave birth to her second daughter  in April and while she passed up the opportunity to name her kids Rhaegal and Viserion (which would’ve been awesome) she made up for it by posting this photo of herself, her adorable kids, and a shirt every mother should own: Yes, Drew even manages a Khaleesi-esque scowl, as though she were facing down the masters of Meereen rather than posing for a hilarious photo.  This pic has earned a spot next to the inspired Game of Thrones-The O.C. mash-up as one of our favorite unexpected GoT pairings of the day. We’re sure tomorrow will bring a new batch of brilliance straight out of Westeros. So far this season, the seven gods of the Internet have already blessed us with Game of Thrones meets Law & Order: Law & Order: Game of Thrones GoT in the land of Super Mario: Game of Thrones-Mario Brothers Credits And, of course, GoT explained by a stoned Snoop Dogg and Seth Rogen: Seth Rogen and Snoop Dogg: Game of Thrones Recap If you still need to catch up before Sunday’s season finale, you can watch Game of Thrones online at TV Fanatic.  And for those who are caught up and in no fear of spoilers, check out our list of GoT’s most shocking deaths in the gallery below. It should provide plenty of nightmares to hold you over until next season: 9 Shocking Game of Thrones Deaths 1. Viserys Gets Crowned Viserys was up there with King Joffrey in terms of douchebags we loved to hate. Even so, his death by molten gold is tough to watch.

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