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James Franco is Writing a Book About Lana Del Rey Because of Course He Is

When he’s not busy screaming about poop or writing essays about how great it is to work at McDonald’s , James Franco occasionally does some pretty strange things. Take his obsession with Lana Del Rey , for example. Franco is cagey about whether or not the two of them have ever had artsy hipster sex, but regardless of whether or not their relationship is romantic, it’s super freaking weird. Last time Franco made news for  stalking his friendship with Lana he was saying some weird stuff about wanting to have sex with her music . Now, he’s writing a book about his bestie entitled Flip-Side: Real and imagined Conversations With Lana Del Rey . Details are scarce at this time, but as far as we can tell, the book will actually contain “conversations” with LDR that took place entirely within Franco’s head. Yes, nothing says “I made a tiny doll out of the hair I stole from your shower drain” quite like writing down a bunch of imaginary conversations with someone. There’s no word on how Lana feels about her buddy James’ latest project, but we’re guessing when reached for comment, she dreamily dragged on a cigarette before speeding off in a red convertible like the mysterious femme fatale at the end of some melancholy noir film. Or something like that.

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13 Memorable Celebrity Side-Pieces: Because Every Cheater Needs Someone to Cheat With!

It's been a big summer for infidelity, which means a few new names have been introduced to the celebrity gossip lexicon. First, Scott Disick's affair introduced us to Chloe Bartoli . Now, we're getting to know Cady Groves thanks to her possible role in the Blake Shelton-Miranda Lambert divorce. The recent rash of affairs has made us nostalgic for some of the more noteworthy celebrity cheating scandals in recent years. So join us in a trip down side-piece memory lane with this run-down of the Hollywood homewreckers we'll always remember (and a few we wish we could forget):   1. Rachel Uchitel Patient zero of the Tiger Woods scandal. She later went on to serve as David Boreanaz’s side-piece. 2. Ava London London’s dalliance with Hank Baskett is still stirring up drama. We hope for her sake that she’s working on scoring a reality show deal. 3. Cady Groves Cady Groves was a little-known singer songwriter…until she (allegedly) broke up the biggest marriage in country music. We don’t know if Cady is any good when it comes to writing country songs, but she sure knows how to live one! 4. Chloe Bartoli Photos of Chloe canoodling with Scott Disick led to the reality star getting dumped by Kourtney Kardashian. She still says the pics were misleading, and nothing happened between them. 5. Chris Young Young SWEARS he had nothing to do with the end of Blake Shelton and Miranda Lambert’s marriage – but cheating partners always say that. Hey, dudes can be side-pieces, too. 6. Michelle McGee When Jesse James wanted to cheat on Sandra Bullock, he went for the heavily-tattooed possible neo-Nazi named Michelle “Bombshell” McGee. Yep, she’s pretty much the exact opposite of Sandy. View Slideshow

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The Kim Kardashian/Kris Humphries Wedding: How Huge Will It Be?

Is it possible the April 29 wedding between Kate Middleton and Prince William was merely a warm-up act? Might the world need to brace itself for nuptials that receive even more attention? Pretty much, Khloe Kardashian says. “It’s going to be royal wedding number two,” she told E! News soon after the announcement was made that her sister had agreed to wed NBA forward Kris Humphries. “I could only imagine Kim having the hugest wedding.” The proposal itself was captured on camera and, naturally the ceremony will air on E!; Kourtney admitted this week that her family does “sell our souls” to the network. How much money will Kim make off it? Marco Gonzalez, a senior reporter for photo site X17 Online, sees almost no limit, comparing it with the Royal Wedding. “Kim’s wedding photos will be more valuable than pictures of Prince William and Kate Middleton’s wedding simply because hundreds of photographers had almost the same photos of the royal couple and, of course, there were official photos released by the palace. Kim will likely do a deal with a major magazine for the exclusive coverage of her big day, but candid shots of her could launch a huge bidding war between the other magazines that aren’t getting the ‘official’ shots.” We’re getting sick just thinking about it. Will you watch Kris and Kim’s wedding on TV? [Photo: Pacific Coast News]

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Daughter of Mildred "Patty" Baena: Haters are RACIST!

Jackie Rozo, the 27-year-old daughter of Arnold Schwarzengger’s secret baby mama Mildred “Patty” Baena, is breaking her silence about the love child scandal. Rozo’s reason for speaking out? To decry how RACIST everyone is! The ONLY reason people care about Patty Baena , she claims, is because Arnold was in an interracial affair. We can think of a handful of other reasons … “It’s just a big thing because she’s Hispanic, and he’s a celebrity,” Rozo says. And because he’s been married to Maria Shriver for the past 25 years. And employed Baena for the past 20 years. And kept this secret the past 14 years. And has four legitimate kids. And was the GOVERNOR OF CALIFORNIA. Either way, it’s still all news to her. Like the guy who thought he was the dad , Jackie claims she had “no idea” that her half-brother was fathered by Arnold until the news broke last week. But now, Jackie’s coming to her mom’s defense – adding, “She’s like a superwoman pretty much” … “My mother does not need to justify herself.” Perhaps … but neither do people for being flat-out amazed by it. Nor does it make one racist to expect better from an elected official. Just saying.

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