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Taylor Momsen Possible Nipples of the Day

Where are you Christmas..Taylor Momsen…the original young girl in the Grinch Who Stole Christmas…who went onto great things like Gossip Girl and starting a band that played rock music called Pretty Reckless…instead of continuing her parent’s dream for her to be an actress…who could have probably got more work, more movies, had more success as an actress…but who couldn’t help her bad girl ways, her rebellious “Fuck you mom and dad for making us all rich using me, and for giving me a celebrity that people will listen to my bullshit music”….and they couldn’t stop the music that was in her soul man, cuz it’s all about the music man, nothing else matters man…and here’s her titties in a bra saying “I’m still here, listen to my single” even though the only people listening to the shit she puts our are the Gossip Girl fans who havent forgot her… That’s where Christmas is.

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Elina Vasilyevna Nipples of the Day

I don’t know who Elina Vasilyevna is… But she sounds Eastern European enough to have had to decide whether to pursue porn, like the other Eastern European girls, because it pays more than being lawyers in their poor, still beat up from communism, where even lawyers make less money than dick sucking babes…..or mainstream nudity, like this, in the “fashion” industry…with magazines that are pretty much just Playboy without the budget, but that present themselves as Vogue, but for the next generation, even though the only people into shoots of naked girls, even when they pretend to be editorial, is pervert dudes jerking off like you…. I guess she chose mainstream…and here are her nipples…for mainstream…so don’t sexualize her…this is art people…encourage it, so dumb girls partake in it….and we get to look at it…right! VIA P Magazine The post Elina Vasilyevna Nipples of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Natalie Gal / Natasha Gainka is Amazing of the Day

Her name is NATASHA GALINKA or Natalie Gal…I don’t fucking know, she’s got two names, one wikipedia, one instagram, and two sets of amazing tits… She’s a babe, who was a greencard holder during an Americas Next Top model season…. She was shat on for having a greencard and essentailly being a mail order bride, because people just like to target people who have Greencards and forget that love does exist and sometimes that Love is international… I don’t care about the drama, the bullshit, I get enough of that in my day to day life, everyone is a fucking complainer… I just think she’s hot and I can’t quite figure out why she isn’t famous yet, when so many girls who have been on TV are…. She’s been robbed….and I guess the good news is she can send the Russian mob to get her stuff back, that’s how Russia works…NO RULES!! Here are some pics to masturbate to…she’d doing some Russian spy shit, hiding in the bushes…for communism…no wait…she’s an American…who cares..ook at the pics. The post Natalie Gal / Natasha Gainka is Amazing of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Selena Gomez in Some Shitty Music Video of the Day

This is probably one of the shittest songs I’ve heard…in the history of music. This EDM scam is such a fucking joke. I can’t imagine this song taking more than a day to produce, and it will in turn make all these idiots a lot of fucking money… 3 Million people have watched this shit, because the youth, raised on internet, porn and video games are fucking retards…and the perverts are excited about Selena Gomez’s fake tit cleavage…when all I want to see is her double penetrated…because you know she dabbles in that, all young people do…it’s a thing… Garbage surrounds us…it is everywhere…and this is just more evidence of that…part of the reason why I am ready to either kill myself or move to a private island until I am kicked off of it because this stupid site doesn’t make me private island money… The post Selena Gomez in Some Shitty Music Video of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Lana Del Rey AnOther Man Magazine of the Day

Lana Del Rey is not…. You know what I mean… If you don’t, do I really need to walk you through the fact that there is nothing hot about her, and that the only time you would really fuck her, is if she was willing to have sex with you at some afterparty, because you have no other options… There is no way that anyone jerks off to this girl…not even her boyfriend…who probably fucks other girls and just leverages dating her to get more jobs.. You know, the kind of girl that if you’re drunk and high, seems ok because she starts making out with you… Not the kind of girl you seek to destroy with your dick, even though the only thing your dick has ever destroyed was some deli meat you once fucked… The post Lana Del Rey AnOther Man Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Marisa Miller Has Mega Cleavage!

So Sports Illustrated held their big star-studded 50th Anniversary shindig the other night and once again, yours truly wasn’t invited. Even though the only thing I love more than super-hot swimsuit models is an open bar. Anyway, since I was forced to watch from home instead, here’s my personal favorite shot from the telecast, of Marisa Miller . Granted, it’s not as great as getting to see this in person, but it is a lot easier to stare at for five straight minutes without seeming like a giant weirdo. So at least there’s that. Enjoy.

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Anais Pouliot Does Victoria’s Secret of the Day

Anais Pouliot is a homegrown hero. She’s from Montreal, I’ve never met her, which is one of life’s great tragedies, but I have been reaching out to her consistently since day one, because people I know know her…but she always ignores me…which is nice to know that even before becoming a Victoria’s Secret catalog girl this catalog, which is pretty fucking huge, she’s always been an asshole with an ego who is too hot or too cool for some English fucker from back home… I like to think in a lot of ways, I helped her launch her titty model career, but I’ll never get credit for it, even though the only credit I want is unprotected sex with her… I guess this is the peak, booking Victoria’s Secret is as major as it gets….but not as major as her name being “ANUS”…

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Love Hurts and That’s Amazing of the Day

I don’t know if this is actually the story behind the video, but apparently dude’s wife and his girlfriend don’t really like each other for obvious reasons I call wives and girlfriends rarely getting along, so they threw the fuck down in the middle of a street, causing a minor scene, because apparently when wives and girlfriends throw down they aren’t using their rational side of their brain, or really trying to conduct matters in a lady-like way, but are more interested in going for fucking blood….leaving the poor bastard who fucked them both to try to diffuse the situation without coming across as a woman beater or asshole…if I was in this situation, I would have made this fight happen in a cage and I would have sold tickets for it, and I would have let it been a fight for the death to see which bitch really wanted me the most…but I’m entrepreneurial like that.

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Barbara Palvin’s Suggestive Teenage Lingerie Pics of the Day

I have a hard time calling Victoria’s Secret lingerie, because it’s more the kind of mass produced underwear that is shaped like lingerie, but made to give a bitch a yeast infection. You know straight up low grade shit mass produced in sweatshops around the third world to allow the company to have cheap as fuck product that they can pretend is worth 50 dollars…so that they can get a dozen hot as fuck models on million dollar a year payroll….you know how these things work…and that is find the third world model when she’s 17, get her half naked at 18, and by 19…get her in your sluttier collection, the collection fat moms buy to surprise their husband on their anniversary, even though the only surprise their husband really wants is a call from the police letting them know bitch died in a horrible accident…or the option to fuck other girls…

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AnnaLynne McCord Ass in Riding Pants of the Day

Whenever I see riding pants I think of luxury…you know high society people in their high society places doing high society things with their million dollar horses….like some kind of secret society for the elite….that was until today…because today….Annalynne McCord is wearing the shit….all jacked up her ass….even though the only thing she should be known for riding is a couple of producers and possibly a sybian in the corner of the party…because she’ll do anything for attention….and unfortunalely…I’ll do anything for tight pants.

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