Where are you Christmas..Taylor Momsen…the original young girl in the Grinch Who Stole Christmas…who went onto great things like Gossip Girl and starting a band that played rock music called Pretty Reckless…instead of continuing her parent’s dream for her to be an actress…who could have probably got more work, more movies, had more success as an actress…but who couldn’t help her bad girl ways, her rebellious “Fuck you mom and dad for making us all rich using me, and for giving me a celebrity that people will listen to my bullshit music”….and they couldn’t stop the music that was in her soul man, cuz it’s all about the music man, nothing else matters man…and here’s her titties in a bra saying “I’m still here, listen to my single” even though the only people listening to the shit she puts our are the Gossip Girl fans who havent forgot her… That’s where Christmas is.
Rita Ora brought out her tits, because of course she did, her tits are 98 percent of the reason she matters, the other 2 percent is hard work and committment to the cause, where that she just kept bringing the tits out there for various dudes to see them, touch them, play with them, jerk off on them, eat them, rub them, titty fuck them, spit on, maybe even have their wives suck them, play with them, build a relationship for her to leverage with them….and now, thanks to the tits, she’s got a hit song…because persistence with tits is why she exists and here is a tribute to her tits for her social media – nipples out.
I know FERNS, they are the most trendy hipster instagram plant ever. I went into a Home Depot the other day and they had WALLS of FERNS. People were buying them up for their Patios, or maybe for their COLD BREW COFFEE SHOP or maybe their MATCHA SHOP…you know tropical and perfectly matched to MILLENNIAL PINK…. Ferne McCann on the other hand, is not trendy and hot, or sold at home depot – she is some low level UK reality show star who was on teh show the TOWIE, which I assume is like Jersey Shore for London, and being on that show makes you matter amongst your peers, when you’re walking around, when you’re at events and out at the bar…you become masturbation fodder for the paparazzi because they know you have all the eagerness needed to do any content you can to get noticed…scandals, athlete husbands, whatever it takes to get noticed…. That gunt isn’t just her being fat, she she’s got a 6 month old daughter with some dude who is spending 20 years in prison for an “acid” attack…he threw acid across the packed dancefloor at Mangle nightclub in Dalston, East London during an Easter weekend night out in April 2017. Here’s more on the baby daddy… Arthur Collins is a former scaffolder and businessman from Broxbourne, Hertfordshire, who was known for dating Towie star Ferne McCann. The Sun first revealed the pair were an item back in June 2016 – but they split following a trip to Ibiza. The pair rekindled their romance the following March after Ferne failed to find love on reality show Celebs Go Dating. Ferne later revealed she was keen to move in with Collins, telling OK! magazine: “We spend every night together anyway. Moving in is definitely the next step. And I know that seems a bit rushed, but when you know, you know.” Following the acid attack and Collins’ arrest, Ferne released a statement confirming she was pregnant but had split from Collins. She then publicly spoke on This Morning, where she broke down during the discussion. She said: “This isn’t how I imagined my first pregnancy to be, but this isn’t about me… my main concern and priority is the baby.” Once you get noticed, you start a health and lifestyle blog like everyone else to jusitify your slutty behavior in what would otherwise be a “wholesome” way, that brands want to participate in and that make you money… Here’s her face injected face trying to rebrand what looks like a gutter hooker message. I have no idea why I posted this…
Note to future suitors on The Bachelor : if you wish to win over a man shallow enough to look for love on reality TV, you might not wanna tell him you’re saving your precious flower for marriage. Corrie Adamson learned this the hard way when the Birmingham, Alabama native revealed to Jake Pavelka that she was a virgin… and was promptly cut from the show. In a new interview with People , the wardrobe consultant spoke on her lack of aggression, universally-despised Vienna and more… On not standing out : There were a lot of strong personalities there and they dominated our time with Jake. I’m not loud and look-at-me so I don’t think Jake got to see how much I laugh or how easygoing I am. In his defense, how hard is it to pay attention to eight girls at one time? On Jake’s reaction to her virginity : I think he saw me younger after that and associated that with not having life experiences. But it has nothing to do with my age. If I was Jake’s age and single, I would still be a virgin. And it isn’t because I didn’t have opportunities or am immature. It takes more maturity to put that off. On remaining women : I think that him and Vienna and Ali had a strong connection. Vienna probably makes Jake feel really young and like a man. But I would be surprised if they last. As far as what Jake said he was looking for, they’re very different. On Vienna : She has a big personality that clashes with the other girls. I don’t think she’s intentionally mean, but she’s young and doesn’t think before she speaks… I don’t think she has a malicious heart, but if Jake would have seen things that went on with just the girls around, the final four would have been different. One more note to potential cast members: Forget throwing yourself at a man you hardly know on national TV. Just pose topless for Maxim if you want attention.
Merry Christmas to all from The Hollywood Gossip . We wish you the most joyous of holidays, and hope that all of your hopes and dreams are soon realized.
… a dog! The Bachelorette star found love on reality TV with Ed Swiderski, but Jilly has so much more warmth to share with this world, she’s planning to open up her heart once more to a rescue puppy. Sounds like fun! “Ed and I plan on adopting a rescue as soon as we settle into a place,” Harris, who is getting ready to move to Chicago to be with Swiderski, tells People .
