Lana Del Rey is not…. You know what I mean… If you don’t, do I really need to walk you through the fact that there is nothing hot about her, and that the only time you would really fuck her, is if she was willing to have sex with you at some afterparty, because you have no other options… There is no way that anyone jerks off to this girl…not even her boyfriend…who probably fucks other girls and just leverages dating her to get more jobs.. You know, the kind of girl that if you’re drunk and high, seems ok because she starts making out with you… Not the kind of girl you seek to destroy with your dick, even though the only thing your dick has ever destroyed was some deli meat you once fucked… The post Lana Del Rey AnOther Man Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
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Lana Del Rey AnOther Man Magazine of the Day
