Nothing better accentuates a naked chick like these curve-defining stockings. If a woman in fishnets doesn’t tickle your fancy, hot celebrity babes like Rosario Dawson , Sasha Grey , Marisa Tomei , Olivia Wilde , and Kendra Wilkinson decked out in them will change your mind!
In unsurprising news, Bill Cosby has a couple more accusers. In more unsurprising news, one of them just happens to be a former Playboy Bunny… Continue
Charlize Theron in her bra in Esquire brings me back memories of when I was first introduced to Charlize Theron, when she was a broke ass LA living, South African hooker/model, whose mother killed off her father and sent her to America with a 6 month visa to get work… she had an agency who couldn’t afford a pot to piss in…but there were so many rich men around her in LA that could save her….and I guess they did…but before they did she did Playboy…. It was an era when Playboy mattered. Now it’s just some ghetto low level internet porn shit that doesn’t get any of these girls work, but instead, it gets no one work…like the death on your career, that will put your playboy bunny tattoo to good use…since it’s the only place that will hire your stripper ass…
Charlize Theron in her bra in Esquire brings me back memories of when I was first introduced to Charlize Theron, when she was a broke ass LA living, South African hooker/model, whose mother killed off her father and sent her to America with a 6 month visa to get work… she had an agency who couldn’t afford a pot to piss in…but there were so many rich men around her in LA that could save her….and I guess they did…but before they did she did Playboy…. It was an era when Playboy mattered. Now it’s just some ghetto low level internet porn shit that doesn’t get any of these girls work, but instead, it gets no one work…like the death on your career, that will put your playboy bunny tattoo to good use…since it’s the only place that will hire your stripper ass…
For a celebrity in the midst of an epic public meltdown, Justin Bieber at least going ALL IN, owning it and continually the bar when it comes to his wild antics. During a recent party, the singer and his drag race buddy Khalil Sharieff were photographed with a topless stripper, each sucking on one giant fake breast. Hey, if nothing else, you have to hand it to Justin for sharing the wealth. The stripper was hired to “perform” for Justin and his posse during a party at an L.A. recording studio, and did she ever, giving them all a taste of the action. Very literally in the case of Justin and Khalil. Talk about a mouthful. In the image, you can see the woman’s uber-classy Playboy Bunny tattoo peeking out of her underwear, which is as comically small as her boobs are huge. Sources at the soiree say the stripper looked old enough to be Justin’s mom, which may explain the two hornballs’ intense urge to breastfeed in public. Paging Pattie Mallette … your boy may have some mommy issues. Suffice it to say, Bieber is kissing more young female fans goodbye every day. It’s one thing to flip off the camera , quite another to gobble a stripper’s mammaries. Follow the link to see the pic at TMZ … but be warned, it’s NSFW.
One from the Heart (1982) is up on Netflix this week, where Teri Garr and Nastassja Kinski will give you two for your part! Francis Ford Coppola brings us more naked ladies in Apocalypse Now Redux (2001) where Cynthia Wood , Colleen Camp , and more will do their breast to lighten your load. Finally Faye Grant takes a skin turn in Internal Affairs (1990), Annik Borel trots out her tits in Truck Turner (1974), and Madeleine Stowe briefly bares butt in The Two Jakes (1990). See pics after the jump!
How else do you celebrate Easter than with Bunnies? Why not get a hippity-hop in your pants watching Kate Upton grab her Cadbury Creme Eggs in the Peter Cottontail video? Work up something to confess with our Nude in a Church playlist, or vigorously rub your lucky rabbit’s foot to the grass-free Easter baskets of the Playboy bunnies on The Girls Next Door: Nude Scenes playlist. If Passover is more your speed, never fear- just check out Mr. Skin’s Hebrew Hotties playlist now! Skinjoy!
What a fucking let down…not that I actually give a fuck about Lily Aldridge or feel she ever deserved to be a Victoria’s Secret angel, because prior to Victoria’s Secret, the evil underwear company that exploits women and objectifies them harder than a hip hop video, she was just some rockstar fucking, commercial model doing tampon commercials….but in being an LA socialite thanks to her Beatles Album cover artist dad and Playboy Bunny mother….she grew up in the right circle, with the right friends, and the right access, to end up in the right places, to land a gig this major…but you’d think when she gets shooting with Terry Richardson….she’d get a little more naked than she does for her other work…cuz he is a fucking pervert hipster porn photographer at his core…and this is not hipster porn…it’s just fucking fully clothed version of a half naked girl…what the fuck is that….I’ll tell you what it is…boring. Here are the pics anyway….
Yesterday we shared some holiday gift ideas for breast men and ass lovers, but today we’re spotlighting something we can all agree on- The honeypot. The clam sandwich. The tuna taco. The bacon strip…is anybody else feeling hungry? Plus, we’re taking a trip down mammary lane with gifts for the retro skin fan. More after the jump!
There was a time when Vida Guerra was the epitome of cakes models. Those days are pretty much gone. But XXL Magazine’s celebration of their 100 Best Eye Candy Shots inspired us to take a look back at the backs that made Vida great. Enjoy.