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Blac Chyna Gives Rob Kardashian His Engagement Rock Back

Blac Chyna Gives Rob Kardashian His Engagement Ring Back Looks like Blac Chyna’s Kardashian aspirations have officially gone kaput. Through all the couples up and downs and back and forths, Chyna has consistently rocked the 7-carat stunner Rob gifted her with that fateful night inside the strip club. Even with rumors that Rob had been conspiring with her other baby daddy Tyga to spread lies and rumors about her…the couple still managed to pick up right where they’ve left off dozens of times last week: But now, according to E! News , the engagement is really a wrap, because Chyna stepped out without her diamond for the first time since Rob slipped it on her finger last year. The reality star was spotted leaving Tao on Wednesday night, with a naked finger. A source confirmed that despite whatever stunt and show shenanigans Rob & Chyna get into on social media, they’re 100% over. “Chyna and Rob are certainly not together or engaged, In fact, Chyna gave the engagement ring back to Rob when they broke up last month…Something caused them to have a blowout fight, and Chyna gave the ring back and it was done. They officially are not engaged. There is no wedding.” But what about baby Dream? “They are amicable and get along when it comes to Dream. There’s no set day or times that Rob will take [care of] Dream. They haven’t fully figured it out yet, but they are working on it.” Rob clearly has a hard enough time caring for himself, so we’re sure the lax custody schedule is working just fine for baby Dream and Mama Chyna… Of course, they’ll probably be back on the way to weddingville by the first day of summer. Splash/Instagram

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Shouldn't We Know Nadine Velazquez's Cleavage from Memory?

Part of me simply wants to put up this Instagram post of some fantastic cleavage and not tell you who it is. Play a little round of “Guess The Cleavage”, but I know that would be mean. So, here you go, for those who haven’t figured it out this cleavage belongs too…Nadine Velazquez! … read more

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Liam Hemsworth FINALLY Opens Up About Relationship With Miley Cyrus

Liam Hemsworth has been impressively silent when it comes to his relationship with Miley Cyrus. The two rekindled their relationship around the new year, but neither party has spoken publicly about it. Now, in an interview with GQ Australia , Liam opens up a little and confirms he and Miley are very much back on, confessing that she makes him happy. “I guess when I feel something, then I just feel it and I go for it,” Hemsworth said, speaking about their relationship. “I make my decisions about what’s going to make me happy, what I think is right and what I want to do — and I don’t worry too much outside of that,” he continued. While the Hunger Games actor does not specifically reveal their exact relationship status, he hinted that fans already knew. “People will figure it out, they already have,” he said. “They’re not dumb.” What the WHAT?! What does he mean we’ve figured it out? In the past few months, we’ve heard rumors of an engagement, a pregnancy, cheating by both parties, breakups and even a secret, unofficial beach wedding in which they exchanged palm fronds for rings. Is he saying it’s all true? You’re killing us, Liam. The most prevalent rumor as of now is that the two are engaged to be married and are preparing to wed sometime this year in Liam’s native Australia. We’ve also received reports that Miley is pregnant and planning a shotgun wedding , but we’re going to go out on a limb and say that’s probably false. But you never know, and Liam hasn’t denied it. View Slideshow: Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth: Relive the Romance!

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Bella Thorne’s Towel Series for Mario Testino of the Day

Mario Testino is a top tier photographer, which to me doesn’t mean very much, because I think everyone is a photographer thanks to the iPhone and Instagram, but I guess some photographers are considered photographers and constantly get booked on the bigger budget photoshoots because they’ve tricked the right people into thinking they are geniuses or talented, which I guess is debatable, since everyone is a photographer, but more importantly because the best or highest paid “artists”…are usually the easiest to work with, or the best marketed, or the ones with the best agents, who know how to do the best self promotion… Doesn’t matter, because Mario Testino figured it out, we can’t hate him for that… In figuring it out, his personal art project is shooting the girls, usually A or B listers in their TOWELS on set, he’s done it with so many people, that girls think it is an honor to be asked, and I guess Bella Thorne is the latest… Looks like she’s made it, or maybe we’re the ones who made it, because we get to watch the 40 year old pretending to be 18, on her journey of casual slutty, building her social media audience and taking over as an “actor”…when all the other instagram whores are just whores…. The post Bella Thorne’s Towel Series for Mario Testino of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Bella Thorne’s Towel Series for Mario Testino of the Day

Mario Testino is a top tier photographer, which to me doesn’t mean very much, because I think everyone is a photographer thanks to the iPhone and Instagram, but I guess some photographers are considered photographers and constantly get booked on the bigger budget photoshoots because they’ve tricked the right people into thinking they are geniuses or talented, which I guess is debatable, since everyone is a photographer, but more importantly because the best or highest paid “artists”…are usually the easiest to work with, or the best marketed, or the ones with the best agents, who know how to do the best self promotion… Doesn’t matter, because Mario Testino figured it out, we can’t hate him for that… In figuring it out, his personal art project is shooting the girls, usually A or B listers in their TOWELS on set, he’s done it with so many people, that girls think it is an honor to be asked, and I guess Bella Thorne is the latest… Looks like she’s made it, or maybe we’re the ones who made it, because we get to watch the 40 year old pretending to be 18, on her journey of casual slutty, building her social media audience and taking over as an “actor”…when all the other instagram whores are just whores…. The post Bella Thorne’s Towel Series for Mario Testino of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kim Kardashian Baby Shower: Look Who Showed Up!

Khloe Kardashian took a break from playing nurse and wife over the weekend to take on the role of celebratory sister. The reality star, who has been attending to an ill Lamar Odom ever since he fell unconscious inside a Nevada brothel, finally left her husband’s side in order to attend Kim Kardashian’s baby shower. The party had been scheduled for the weekend prior, but Kim canceled the gathering due to Lamar’s health situation. With Odom at least somewhat on the mend, and also having been moved to Los Angeles, though, Kardashian got together on Sunday with Khloe, Kourtney, Kylie and Kendall. In pajamas! Baby shower vibes, Kylie wrote as a caption to the above image, which featured all five siblings just sitting and chilling in matching attire. In another picture (below), we see Kylie and Kourtney sipping tea from mugs in front of indoor teepees while wearing sunglasses. In case you haven’t figured it out by now, the (random) theme of the baby shower was Troop Beverly Hills. “Just our usual morning routine,” Jenner captioned this snapshot, adding the hashtags “#troopbeverlyhills” and “#sipstea.” Khloe left the shindig after two hours, returning to the hospital to care for Odom. Kim, meanwhile, is expecting her second child with Kanye West in just under two months. She and the rapper are actually due to welcome a baby boy into the world on Christmas Day. They have kept all name possibilities mostly quiet, but we know for sure that he will NOT be named South and we can take an educated guess that he will be named something very stupid. View Slideshow: Guess the Kardashian Bodies: Whose Curves Are Kickin’?!

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Robin Holzken Is So Hot She’ll Blow Your Pants Off

I still can’t figure out who  Robin Holzken here reminds me of, and this latest set of lingerie pictures definitely isn’t going to help my memory any. Because these are so distractingly hot, I’m currently having trouble remembering how to type or form coherent sentences. Actually, wait, I think I finally figured it out: she reminds me of my future ex-wife. Fingers crossed. » view all 12 photos

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Mila Kunis Works it for the Nerds in Glamour of the Day

I officially know that Mila Kunis knows who her fan base is – before I just assumed she didn’t give a fuck about maintaining an image, you know with the whole getting AIDS from CULKIN shit, but now she’s figured it out….target the geeks, the virgin loser, comic book geeks and they will lock in and be loyal for a lifetime….you know make them think you are the one who gets them and they will confuse you for being hotter than you are….you know talk about things they like…like Star Wars vs Star Trek and give them butterflies in their stomach….knowing that they will pay to see you on the big screen, when real dudes who don’t give a shit, will just watch it on TV…..or if a girl they are trying to fuck makes them…cuz that’s how real dudes interract with movies…they use them to get girls over on off nights to fuck…while virgin losers….that shit is all they look forward to…. She’s played it well. She’s average at best. Old, boring and probably a cunt…more importantly, she’s fucking Ashton Kutcher and the only hope is he gets her CULKIN AIDS and dies faster than Magic Johnson cuz that’s the only good that can come out of that….Now, watch her clip for Glamor…

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Kim Kardashian Topless Pic That Isn’t Kim Kardashian of the Day

There’s a picture going around that has been emailed me to at leeast once today…..the claim is that it is Kim Kardashian before she got her tits done……and as I’m looking at that pic, I’m thinking there is no way that is Kim Kardashian….if anything it is just some other brown monster of a bitch, possibly an Armenian, with little shitty tits that make everyone who fuck her question their sexuality when done with her…..or worse…when waking up next to her and not remembering how you ended up in her cave…unable to see if she has a cock or not cuz she has pants on….putting you in an awkward place of “if i reach over, cock on not, it’ll wanna fuck again”…… If you want to see Kim Kardashian’s tits in 2007 – Here: Shes a fat chick who just carries her weight in her tits and ass and pussy lip and under her SPANX, I doubt she has implants….but she is a pornstar, so it is possible, I just doubt this pic is her…. If you want to see her get fucked, you know how she launched her career… FOLLOW THIS LINK …..

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Christina Milian’s See Thru Dress of the Day

Christina Milian is a mom who annoys me….only because I was forced to watch The Voice the other day…that’s what trying to get laid does to you…it makes you weak and challenges you in ways you’d rather no be challenged….like staring at Christina Aguilera’s fat chick tits….or trying to figure out what Christina Milian’s gig on the show is….because she is their social network expert….telling them they are trending on twittter because I guess a lot of other dudes, like me, were trying to get laid…or please the woman they stupidly married thinking things would be good…. Well she wore a see through dress, I can’t figured it out….where are her nipples, does she have nipples? Did her baby chew them off, is this a black thing, is she black, was she attacked by a crow? I hear crows have good memories and seek revenge? I just don’t know….but I do see cleavage so some effort went into this…effort I’ll recognize…. Here’s the close-up: TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

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