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Robin Holzken Is So Hot She’ll Blow Your Pants Off

I still can’t figure out who  Robin Holzken here reminds me of, and this latest set of lingerie pictures definitely isn’t going to help my memory any. Because these are so distractingly hot, I’m currently having trouble remembering how to type or form coherent sentences. Actually, wait, I think I finally figured it out: she reminds me of my future ex-wife. Fingers crossed. » view all 12 photos

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Robin Holzken Is So Hot She’ll Blow Your Pants Off

Chanelle Hayes’ Busty Nuts Photoshoot

Chanelle Hayes is one of those busty British nobodies that I always see in great lingerie shoots like this one from Nuts , but I can never seem to remember why she’s famous. Then again, after staring at a set of funbags this massive, I have trouble remembering a lot of stuff: my PIN number, where I left my keys, how to form coherent sentences. We’re lucky this post wasn’t just the word “boobs” repeated fifty times, though somehow I doubt any of you would’ve noticed long enough to care or complain.

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Chanelle Hayes’ Busty Nuts Photoshoot

Havana Brown Does Maxim Good

Here’s my all-time favorite DJ Havana Brown posing topless for Maxim Australia , and making it pretty hard for me not to make a lame “down under” joke. I know you guys expect better than that, but listen, looking at these pictures, it’s already difficult enough for me to remember how to do simple things like blink, breathe and form coherent sentences, let alone come up with jokes. I’m not a miracle worker here.

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Havana Brown Does Maxim Good