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Chinese Man Arrested for Attempted Vaginal Exorcism with His Penis

Did you hear the one about the man who got a fork stuck in his penis ? Oh… you did? Okay. What about the guy who was arrested this month in China’s Guangdong Province for convincing a woman that his penis could rid her vagina of the evil spirits that were preventing her from seducing her boss? According to The Global Times, Huang Jianjun (a self-proclaimed “Ghostbuster”) charged a patient over $3,000 to have intercourse with him because he said his unit could catch the spirits that were haunting her private area. The unnamed victim reportedly met Jiajun at a hotel room… stripped naked for him in order to be inspected… and called the police soon afterward to have him arrested. Jiajun actually admitted to the incident, but told authorities he could not achieve an erection – and fully bust her ghost, if you know what we mean! – due to his Diabetes. He is now awaiting trial. The woman, meanwhile, is hopefully not seeking a second opinion.

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Chinese Man Arrested for Attempted Vaginal Exorcism with His Penis

Let’s Bangerz! Miley Cyrus Releases New Album Cover

Miley Cyrus is preparing to get her Bangerz on. It’s anticipation for her CD’s October 8 release – and hours before the singer takes the MTV Video Music Awards stage – Cyrus has Tweeted the cover of her next album, including with the photo a caption that reads: “You know the vintage YSL don’t stay on for long #bangerz #october8.” What do you think of the pose, fans? Do you like Miley’s short black trench coat? The 1980s nightclub feel to her look? Or are you just glad she isn’t licking a giant pink bear for the cover shot?

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Let’s Bangerz! Miley Cyrus Releases New Album Cover

Chris Brown Twitter Rant: Unabashed. Unfiltered. Unwise.

Chris Brown’s latest Twitter rant was truly one to behold. Those familiar with the volatile singer are used to him mildly unraveling via the Internet (or in person), but this was epic even by his high (low?) standards. Feeling the need to air his grievance after being sentenced to 1,000 more hours of community service, Brown took to the Twitterverse. HARD. In addition to calling the D.A. racist and the legal system “bitchass,” the 24-year-old made it abundantly clear that he doesn’t care what you think. At all. THG has preserved his tirade for posterity. Take a listen: Chris Brown Twitter Rant

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Chris Brown Twitter Rant: Unabashed. Unfiltered. Unwise.