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Jesus! Britney Spears has got some odd nipples. Here she is doing what I imagine she does at least twice a day, loading up of caffeine and orange soda at the convenience store like the classy broad that she is. I appreciate that she wore some short shorts and went braless in a little top, but those nipples need to be reigned in. They’re out of control, I’ve heard of wandering eyes, but wandering nipples ? I met a chick with a wandering eye once and I didn’t know where the hell to look, I kept thinking she was looking behind me at someone who was about to strangle me. It freaked me out and made for a very awkward one night stand.