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Candice Swanepoel Kills It In A Bikini

It’s so hard to pick favorites when it comes to Victoria’s Secret models, but thanks to photoshoots like this one, Candice Swanepoel is definitely in my top 3. So you can’t blame me for feeling a little protective of her. And I just noticed that Candice’s chest is looking a little sunburnt in these pictures. What a shame. Hopefully next time, Candice will reconsider my standing offer to rub suntan lotion on her. I’m very thorough, I never miss a spot. Related Articles: Candice Swanepoel Is A Sexy Little Devil Candice Swanepoel Smells Amazing Candice Swanepoel Sexy Artsy Photoshoot Candice Swanepoel Nude Photos: FameFlynet

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Candice Swanepoel Kills It In A Bikini

Lisa Rinna in Yesterday’s Bikini Pictures of the Day

I missed these pictures yesterday because I am not a very thorough worker. I don’t really pay much attention to detail and I get distracted easily, which I like to think is the reason I never graduated high school, I could never hold down a job, and why I drink. So I figured I might as well put them up a day late, because some of you may have missed the science experiment gone wrong, that is Lisa Rinna’s plastic surgeried body, and some of you may want to see that no matter how much money you invest into your shit, it’s still gonna fall apart and get sloppy one day and I know that her shit may look better than most young people you see on the beach today, but that’s just because young people today are useless fucking, rich, slobs who were raised by videogame systems and potato chips, I saw the movie Wall-E, I know how shit’s gonna pan out for us, so here’s a sloppy old doctored ass that is sadly better than your young teenage ass, provided you’re the 18 year old slut I fantasize that I am writing this site for everyday….

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Lisa Rinna in Yesterday’s Bikini Pictures of the Day