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Kim Kardashian Reacts to SNL Impression: Do I Really Sound Like That?!

If you’ve ever seen Saturday Night Live’s Nasim Pedrad impersonate Kim Kardashian then you know that she not only perfectly mimics Kim’s nasal, valley girl voice, she also captures the airheaded essence that we’ve all come to know and unsuccessfully try to ignore over the years. But for as much time as she spends in front of cameras, Kim is apparently oblivious to her own walk and talk. When Kim crossed paths with Pedrad before she left the SNL cast earlier this year, Mrs. West apparently had just one question – “I’m not really like that, am I?!” Nasim Pedrad Talks Kim Kardashian Even though anyone who’s ever seen the Kim Kardashian sex tape can close their eyes and hear Kim’s shrill, ear-piercing squeals of pleasure, Nasim assured her that, no, the voice was just exaggerated for the sake of comedy. Awfully nice of her, but come on! If no one ever says anything she’s just gonna go right on talking like that! According to recent tabloid reports, Kim and Kanye are fighting constantly these days. You know it’s at least partially due to the fact that he can’t stand listening to her incessant parakeet shrieks day in, day out. Look, we know you were just trying to be nice, Nasim, but you may have passed up the opportunity to save a woman’s marriage! 38 Kute and Kuddly Kimye Photos 1. Kim and Kanye on a Motorcycle Kim Kardashian sort of gets it on with Kanye West in this music video still. She’s topless!

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21 Classic Responses to People Who Did Not Text Back

Pretty much nothing is worse in the entire world than sending a text message to someone and getting left hanging for hours, or worse yet, straight up ignored. Fortunately, you can still rally and make lemonade out of virtual lemons, so to speak. 21 People Who Didn’t Get a Text Back, But Won at Life 1. Two Years Ago! That’s a long time to leave someone hanging … or keep the number and conversation of someone who left you hanging. One of the first indicators of rejection is people not texting back. Sure, maybe their phones died or were left in another room, or they had to physically turn them off. Probably not, though. We’re not trying to hurt your feelings, just level with you here. People are attached to phones as closely as they are to their partners or children. Chances are pretty good that a late (or no) response is deliberate. We hate to be the one to break it to you, but your texts are largely being viewed as an annoyance that can and should be ignored. So what are you going to do? Scroll through the gallery above for some terrific ways of handling the situation. Turn the tables on the person with wit, mind games and possible bitterness. You’ll be glad you did. And you’ll have the last word … because they don’t write back.

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21 Classic Responses to People Who Did Not Text Back