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Jessica Biel’s Bra is Almost Visible of the Day

I have this thing during the holidays where I to rape yourself while watching Christmas movies, cuz it is the only joy this depressing time of year brings me. It’s my Holiday Tradition, that along with getting free dinner at the shelter, doing my Christmas shopping by taking stuff from those Goodwill drives and crashing office Christmas parties for the free booze has been going on for as long as I can remember. So from Juliette Lewis in Christmas Vacation, to Taylor Momsen in Grinch , Jessica Biel’s also on that list cuz of her JTT teen hearthrob made for TV movie that sucked the life out of me called I’ll be Home for Christmas. Here she is walking around showing a little bra like the slut I know she is….putting me in the Christmas while reminding me the real reason for the Holidays and what Christmas is all about….and that’s pussy.

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Jessica Biel’s Bra is Almost Visible of the Day

Melanie Griffith is a Saggy Old Lady Vagina in Tight Pants of the Day

When I see pictures like this, I can’t help but wonder what adventures this pussy has been on, what obstacles this pussy has faced, what challenges this pussy has conquered. It’s kinda like when you run into an old, weathered drunk dude with an Australian accent at the bar and you wonder what his story is…like how the fuck did he end up where you are and why the fuck isn’t he dead when he looks like he should be… It’s like her pussy is hanging off her body from a thread. Battered and anorexic, raped and abused, meaty and stretched out, but how did it happen, I have so many questions, I need to know the answer to…

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Melanie Griffith is a Saggy Old Lady Vagina in Tight Pants of the Day