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Ashley Tisdale Ugly Face Skinny Legs of the Day

The good thing about Ashley Tisdale is that she knows she has a mutant face. She even tried to fix it with plastic surgery. She knows her team paid the Teen Choice Awards, or at least a staff of people in INDIA to vote and vote and vote again for her to win “Hottest Female Actress in a Movie” a few years ago when I personally felt the actual hot girls were robbed. See I’m a master of the internet and I even won a Ford Model VMAN Contest that they never get me my prize for cuz I have the power to manipulate votes, and it’s always obvious that I don’t desreve to win yet funny….yes I was the original ugly fat guy to win a model contest as a joke… Either way, back to Tisdale, what I was trying to get at is that in knowing she’s disgusting in the face, she manages to commit pretty hard to her body and working it out as hard as she can, cuz as she pushes 30, coupled with a scary face, it’s all she fucking has…. Here are her legs..

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Ashley Tisdale Ugly Face Skinny Legs of the Day

Paula Patton in a Bikini of the Day

The fascinating thing about Alan Thicke is not that he is Canadian, not that he was on Growing Pains, not that he composed the Theme songs to Diff’rent Stroke or The Facts of Life….it’s that he’s Daniel Tosh’s godfather….meaning Daniel Tosh is a trustfund, silver spoon fed baby who has a career thanks to hook-ups….nothing wrong with that…it just kinda puts things in perspective… Alan Thicke is this Paula Patton bitch in a bikini with hard nipples father in law cuz she’s married to his R&B singing son Robin…and that’s enough Thicke gossip to last us the next 20 years of his fade into obscurity….we’ll make a comeback when we RIP motherfucker him…I guess….in the meantime we can stare at his daughter in law’s hard nipples in a bikini…cuz you know that’s what he’s doing too….ideally while singing this song

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Paula Patton in a Bikini of the Day

Some Britney Spears Concert Mooning of the Day

Here’s Britney Spears in concert pretty much mooning the audience, because that’s what you do when you are too medicated to actually tell us to fuck ourselves, cuz you hate every second of performing for us but you have no choice but to do it cuz the people around you are forcing you to do it cuz you make them too much money…. It’s like when the losing team moon’s the winning team in high school, or when the car full of girls gets mooned by the frat boys on a field trip from the school bus, in a playful passive aggressive fuck yourself, while I’d rather being fucking you to teach you a lesson kinda thing that can be as gay as it sounds…but I won’t get into that night at camp when two of the boys got a little too carried away with their mooning….and this reminds me of a time when I really wanted girls to moon me all the time…it almost became a fetish…whenever I’d be driving, I’d wish to get a car for of girls next to me, ass in the window, I went so far as to sit on the side of the highway hoping a bus of crazy girls would give me what I want, all pussy smeared against the glass without them knowing that when they moon, they give me a visual I want to fuck…before giving up cuz it’s a hard fetish to live out unless it’s staged…I mean people just aren’t mooning each other like it’s the 50s anymore, they are instead masturbating on webcam for each other …..which is okay, but not the same…. All this to say….I wish there was a little more mom pussy lip in these pics….

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Keri Hilson in Fetish Gear Trying to Be Rihana Gaga of the Day

Here’s some bottom feeding Rihanna impersonator wearing some lingerie as outterwear, showing off tit with some military hat to make the whole thing that much more wild and crazy, unable to find her own place in the entertainment world cuz all the bullshit costumes have been taken, forcing her to forge her own way following the pack of pop star trash….dated and boring but still showing tits….get your own hustle bitch… Eventually the world will discount all these puppets and embrace an actual individual and not one created in a fucking lab to sell records like Josie and the Pussycats….Yeah, I just referenced a Tara Reid movie, so what?

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Keri Hilson in Fetish Gear Trying to Be Rihana Gaga of the Day