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Here’s Mötley Crüe douche Vince Neil out on the town with his hot ass, big breasted giant lady friend. I wish I used to be in a cheesy hairband, what the hell? This is the reason douchebags everywhere spend hours in their parents garages practicing playing the guitar behind their heads. So that when they’re old and fat and haggard, they still get to bang hotties like this. I’m jealous. Maybe when I’m old and grey hotties will remember me as a blogger and throw themselves at me… Anything is possible.