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Amy Winehouse Voyeur Bikini Pics of the Day

Everyone likes to hate on Amy Winehouse, or point and laugh at Amy Winehouse, when I got nothing but love and respect for her…People hate on her for doing drugs, if I was in her position and getting paid stupid money to do something as easy as singing, I’d be doing drugs all night too. People hate on the fact that her teeth were falling out, well last I checked she was from the UK and they all have that issue. I’ve seen X-Factor, I know how you British people are talking all fancy out of mouths that smell like death…Then went off about how she was unshowered and looked like she was rotting….well let me tell you some of the best prostitutes I’ve been with in my time, protected or unprotected cuz it feels better and I like taking risks, have looks and smelled like a corpse and we’ve had some pretty good times… What it all comes down to is where else do you find a soulful voice of a seasoned black woman singing Jazz in some smokey club in the 60s with nice big fake tits, lots of money with total irresponsibility and the face of a fucking goblin…. Amy Winehouse is a dream…and don’t take my word for it, check out these amazing voyeur bikini pics….I think I’m in love…no wait, I know I am. Black guys get what I am saying……

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Amy Winehouse Voyeur Bikini Pics of the Day

Claudia Schiffer’s Asian Umbrella Holder of the Day

Fany pants! You know you’ve made it when you can take a little Asian man away from his convenience store/sweatshop/computer programming, to work as your personal umbrella holder, cuz everyone with money knows holding your umbrella is ungodly, uncomfortable, and almost embarrassing, you know for common folk, and anyone who’s anyone has a poor immigrant do it, to strip him of all dignity he once had out of him… Here’s ex-model/David Copperfield Trick, Claudia Schiffer showing us how the other side lives….This must be what Rihanna was singing about…Now I get it….

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Claudia Schiffer’s Asian Umbrella Holder of the Day