OK, so I know I compared Mariah Carey to a beached dolphin and everything last week, but who cares? I’m perfectly fine with being called a hypocrite. Because after seeing these shots of a teddy bear getting to go face first into Mariah’s meaty cleavage at the airport, I’m not gonna lie, I’m a little jealous. Oh well. Here’s hoping that lucky bastard’s equipped with a nanny cam, so we at least get to share the view. Photos: WENN.com
