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Emily Ratajkowski Is A Flasher

OK, so I know this is probably a little more PG-13 than what you were hoping for when you saw that headline, but come on. This is a family site, remember? Plus, if you ever want to see  Emily Ratajkowski flashing something other than her bra for the cameras, you don’t have to spend much time searching. I figure 30 seconds ought to do it. Maybe 45, if you really concentrate. Good luck.

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Ariel Winter Lap Dance?

Here’s everyone’s second-favorite Modern Family star and professional Snapchat hottie Ariel Winter giving some lucky bastard what looks like a birthday lap dance. And after further consideration, I’m pretty sure this dude in the pictures is Ariel’s boyfriend, and not from the Make-a-Wish program. Mostly because if he was, I’d expect him to dream a little bigger than this. Personally, I’d hold out for getting Sofia and Sarah in there too.

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Nicole Scherzinger Works Her Juicy Booty Pump

If you can ignore the lucky bastard attempting to ruin it with his terrible moves, this has to be one of the best Snapchat videos I’ve seen in weeks. (Well, not counting anything Bella Thorne ‘s done.) But honestly, this is why I keep saying that  Nicole Scherzinger needs to give up on her music career once and for all and just dedicate her life to being a professional hot nobody. It’s so obvious it’s what she was meant to do.

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Bella Thorne Is A Hot Blond!

I’m not sure what this latest Bella Thorne photoshoot is for, but I’m not going to lie, I’m a little jealous. After all the posts I’ve done on her, some other lucky bastard gets to photograph her rolling around in bed? My phone takes great pictures! Anyway, I guess I just have to come to terms with the fact that the closest I’m ever going to get to seeing Bella naked in bed is looking at this photoshoot with my nose an inch from my computer screen. Oh well. Good enough!

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Dasha Mart Would Make A Great Super Naughty Mail-Order Bride

Here’s your daily fix of pictures from Russian Instagram hotties trolling for rich sugar daddies. This time, it’s Dasha Mart . Anyway, I don’t know too much about her, other than the fact that she looks amazing in fancy hotel rooms (and I’m sure that’s good for her resume), but I bet she’s going to make some lucky bastard a great ex-wife someday. » view all 12 photos

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Dasha Mart Would Make A Great Super Naughty Mail-Order Bride

Here’s your daily fix of pictures from Russian Instagram hotties trolling for rich sugar daddies. This time, it’s Dasha Mart . Anyway, I don’t know too much about her, other than the fact that she looks amazing in fancy hotel rooms (and I’m sure that’s good for her resume), but I bet she’s going to make some lucky bastard a great ex-wife someday. » view all 12 photos

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Ted Going To Town On Mariah Carey’s Knockers

OK, so I know I compared Mariah Carey to a beached dolphin and everything last week, but who cares? I’m perfectly fine with being called a hypocrite. Because after seeing these shots of a teddy bear getting to go face first into Mariah’s meaty cleavage at the airport, I’m not gonna lie, I’m a little jealous. Oh well. Here’s hoping that lucky bastard’s equipped with a nanny cam, so we at least get to share the view. Photos: WENN.com Continue reading

Kat Torres In A Bikini Is Amazing!

Here’s Brazilian hottie Kat Torres back to give us all yet another reason to hate Leonardo DiCaprio with her latest killer bikini photoshoot. In case you forgot, Kat apparently used to date that lucky bastard, which I’m pretty sure is a rite of passage for any hot no-name model, and yes, I’m still jealous. Then again, I’m also getting pretty jealous of that picnic table right now too. » view all 15 photos Photos: Fameflynet

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More Paulina Slagter Bikini Pictures

I guess Ryan Phillipe wants to keep rubbing what a lucky bastard he is in our faces, because here’s another set of sexy bikini pictures from his law school hottie girlfriend Paulina Slagter today. And hey, I hope they keep ‘em coming, because there’s nothing better than daily doses of hot nobodies in bikinis. It’s what this site was founded on. And speaking of rubbing something in our faces, I’d love to [redacted]. Sorry, this is a family site, remember? Just enjoy the bikini pictures, you pervs. Photos: Fameflynet Continue reading

Elisabetta Canalis Will Knock You Out

Here’s Italian actress and confirmed hottie Elisabetta Canalis teaching a self-defense class at some gym in Florence. But you probably know her better as George Clooney’s ex. You know, between Elisabetta and Stacy Keibler , I didn’t realize that lucky bastard had a type until just now. And I don’t mean hot chicks who know how to kick ass in the ring. I mean ones that’ll be back to teaching gym classes after he dumps them. » view all 13 photos Photos: WENN.com

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