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Elsa Hosk Is Also Amazing!!!

Posted on February 6, 2018 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s Victoria’s Secret hottie Elsa Hosk giving herself a wedgie in her latest bikini photoshoot, but for some reason, this lame photographer forgot to get the other angle, AKA the money shot. AKA a picture of Elsa’s booty. And see, this is why I keep saying I should just do all of Victoria’s Secret’s bikini photoshoots from now on. My phone takes great pictures. And I’d never forget to get a shot of a model’s perfect booty. Call me! » view all 11 photos

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Elle Fanning Had A Little Lamb

Posted on June 20, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

OK, so I know seeing Elle Fanning posing holding a baby lamb probably isn’t going to get most of you guys going the same as, say, seeing her posing holding a super-hot bikini model. But first off, none of these lame fashion mags have asked me to do a photoshoot for them yet, even though I clearly have great ideas and my phone takes great pictures. And two, this is the Internet, so I’m sure this is working for at least one or two sickos out there. So enjoy, I guess? » view all 13 photos

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Bella Thorne Is A Hot Blond!

Posted on April 13, 2017 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I’m not sure what this latest Bella Thorne photoshoot is for, but I’m not going to lie, I’m a little jealous. After all the posts I’ve done on her, some other lucky bastard gets to photograph her rolling around in bed? My phone takes great pictures! Anyway, I guess I just have to come to terms with the fact that the closest I’m ever going to get to seeing Bella naked in bed is looking at this photoshoot with my nose an inch from my computer screen. Oh well. Good enough!

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Seth Rogan Passed Away

Posted on November 22, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

No he didn’t die, but I wish he would stop making crappy movies.

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Barbara Palvin Does Maxim

Posted on November 22, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I’ve always liked  Barbara Palvin . She’s smoking hot, but she’s not as famous as some of the other Victoria’s Secret models out there, which means I might have more of a shot. We’re talking 0.0000001% more, but hey, I’ll still take it. Anyway, here she is with a new cover shoot for Maxim , and apart from the topless shot, these photoshoots are all so lame these days. If you ask me, they need a new photographer with fresh ideas. Like getting these models on trampolines or getting rid of all that pesky clothing. Luckily, my phone takes great pictures. Call me!

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Dakota Fanning Does Edit Magazine

Posted on October 24, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I love that, for some reason, everyone seems to think that  Dakota Fanning is a fashion model all of sudden. And don’t get me wrong, she’s definitely got some potential. But forget fashion magazines. I think Dakota’s true calling just might be bikini and/or lingerie modeling. I mean, it’s worth a shot at least. You can’t know until you try, right? So call me, Dakota! My phone takes great pictures…

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Dakota Fanning Does Edit Magazine

Posted on October 24, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I love that, for some reason, everyone seems to think that  Dakota Fanning is a fashion model all of sudden. And don’t get me wrong, she’s definitely got some potential. But forget fashion magazines. I think Dakota’s true calling just might be bikini and/or lingerie modeling. I mean, it’s worth a shot at least. You can’t know until you try, right? So call me, Dakota! My phone takes great pictures…

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Neelam Gill’s Booty Stretch!

Posted on March 28, 2016 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

If you think I’ve got a good gig, getting paid to sit on my couch and look at pictures of hotties in bikinis all day, that’s nothing compared to this lucky bastard who gets to photograph  Neelam Gill doing deep knee bends in a swimsuit. Because unlike that dude, the closest I’m ever getting to this British model’s killer booty is pressing my nose up against a computer screen. Anyway, I’m not sure what I need to do to get his job, but have I mentioned that my phone takes great pictures lately? Photos: PacificCoastNews

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Sarah Hyland Is Perfecting Her Selfie Game

Posted on January 25, 2016 by Benny Hollywood

I guess Sarah Hyland must know she looks pretty good in these shots, because here’s my second-favorite Modern Family hottie taking a couple selfies while she’s at something called the “Minnie Mouse Rocks The Dots” Art And Fashion Exhibit (whatever the hell that is). Although if you ask me, Sarah missed the real photo op here: her legs. I don’t know if her arms are long enough to get the shot, but I’d be happy to help out if not. Like I always say, my phone takes great photos. Call me! » view all 12 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading →

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Renae Ayris Will Blow Your Pants Off

Posted on August 20, 2015 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

So according to my sources, Maxim Australia celebrated their 50th issue by getting super-hot model and former Miss Universe Australia Renae Ayris to do this seriously sexy bikini photoshoot for them. And that gave me a great idea: my 50,000th dick joke is coming up soon, so maybe I can get Renae to pose for some bikini pictures to celebrate too. My phone takes great pictures. Call me!

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