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Elsa Hosk Is Also Amazing!!!

Here’s Victoria’s Secret hottie Elsa Hosk giving herself a wedgie in her latest bikini photoshoot, but for some reason, this lame photographer forgot to get the other angle, AKA the money shot. AKA a picture of Elsa’s booty. And see, this is why I keep saying I should just do all of Victoria’s Secret’s bikini photoshoots from now on. My phone takes great pictures. And I’d never forget to get a shot of a model’s perfect booty. Call me! » view all 11 photos

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Katy Perry For Anti-Viagra?

I don’t know what  Katy Perry is supposed to be advertising here in this lame ’50s inspired photoshoot, unless it’s some kind of pro-ED drug. The anti-Viagra. In which case, it’s definitely working, because the Little Tuna is fast asleep right now. Anyway, to balance things out, I’ve also included a GIF from back when Katy was still hot. I know that seems like years ago, but you didn’t just imagine it. It was real.

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Meet Hottie Zoe Schwartz

It’s Friday a day ending in -y, which means it’s time for another edition of everyone’s favorite regular feature here on Hollywood Tuna: Hotties I Found Creeping on Instagram. Today’s pick?  Zoe Schwartz . I don’t know much about her, but I do know that she’s so hot, she’s liable to give you a pants fire that’ll last straight through the weekend. Enjoy. » view all 19 photos

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Miley Cyrus Does Harper’s Bazaar

Last time I did a post on  Miley Cyrus , she was flashing her bra on Instagram just like the good old days. But I guess she must really be committed to this whole wannabe hippie makeover of hers (or at least her agent/manager is), because here’s Miley on the cover of Harper’s Bazaar going full flower child. And I don’t know about you guys, but I’ve had enough of this lame wholesome act. I think it’s time we start a petition to bring back the old Miley. Who’s with me?

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Cab Driver Freaks Out Meeting John Elway

John Elway and his family takes a ride with a cab driver and talks football. The cab driver realizes that his #1 pick as best QB is in the car with him.

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Elsa Hosk In Sexy Lingerie

I know a lot of the other so-called “celebrity” blogs are probably writing about the Oscar nominations today or some other lame crap like that. But not me. See, I’m focused on sticking to the important issues. Like reminding you all just how good Victoria’s Secret hottie Elsa Hosk looks in lingerie. Now that’s something actually worth celebrating. Enjoy! » view all 16 photos

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Bella “One Face” Hadid Loves Herself Fake Modeling Career

I guess Bella Hadid can’t believe she’s a real model with an actual New York City billboard either, because here she is posing in front of her own Calvin Klein poster in NY. And as lame as that is, there’s two good reasons why I can’t make fun of her for it: 1) I’m a big fan of Bella’s topless modeling too, and 2) I’m a little distracted by the serious case of nippleitis she seems to have come down with. If you ask me, she needs to go see a doctor blogger ASAP. Continue reading

Miley Cyrus Is On The Voice. Needs To Bring Back The Tongue!

I just realized why Miley Cyrus hasn’t been doing any of her usual naked photoshoots or sexy tongue action recently… I’m pretty sure that now that she’s a judge on The Voice , people must be telling her she has to settle down and behave. And that’s total BS, as far as I’m concerned. I mean, c’mon. What do you think is going to get better ratings: this lame promotional photoshoot where Miley’s all covered up or this one where she’s licking the floor while topless ? I rest my case. Continue reading

Scarlett Johansson Will Put You To Sleep In Variety

Yawn. Anyone else remember when Scarlett Johansson had boobs and actually used to show them off ? Instead, the only thing she’s showing off now is her lame hipster haircut for some boring photoshoot for Variety . And it’s enough to make me want to go take a nap and dream about the good old days . You know, back before Scarlett got boring.

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Chloe Lewis Is A Cutie

I was pretty sure I knew and/or Twitter proposed to just about every hot British nobody out there, but I swear they’re the only country who’s got more reality TV shows per capita than we do, because it always seems like I’m finding new British reality “stars” for us to drool over. And here’s the latest one,  Chloe Lewis . According to my sources, she’s on TOWIE . But more importantly, she’s super-cute, so enjoy. Photos: PacificCoastNews

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