This summer Mother Nature has been extremely uncooperative, she’s either melting my testicles with extreme heat and humidity or she’s ruining a perfectly good round of golf with insane thunderstorms. So I was hoping she would make it up to me by perhaps blowing a nice gust of wind up hottie Kelly Brook’s little sun-dress at the exact moment some paparazzi were taking her picture so that we could get a look at her sexy lady business. Guess what? She let me down again. From now on the only thing I’m going to be recycling are lame jokes.
