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Lindsay Lohan In Her Underwear For Maxim

Now that Lindsay Lohan has been released from what must have been thirteen long hard days of pure hell in jail, I thought some pictures of the troubled starlet in her lingerie would be a good idea. How is this chick going to learn her lesson in thirteen days? I’ve had rashes that lasted longer than that. Anyhow, jail or no jail the chick still looks good in her undies. I can’t wait to see her new prison tats, I bet one’s a teardrop.

Kelly Brook Flashes Her Sexy Legs

This summer Mother Nature has been extremely uncooperative, she’s either melting my testicles with extreme heat and humidity or she’s ruining a perfectly good round of golf with insane thunderstorms. So I was hoping she would make it up to me by perhaps blowing a nice gust of wind up hottie Kelly Brook’s little sun-dress at the exact moment some paparazzi were taking her picture so that we could get a look at her sexy lady business. Guess what? She let me down again. From now on the only thing I’m going to be recycling are lame jokes.