Some celebrities may not be aware that thin black fabric + camera flash = nipples galore. And if not, may they never learn. But when it comes to Kelly Brook , Carmen Electra , and Rihanna , we’re pretty sure they know exactly what they’re doing when they strut out sans bra for the photogs. Eagle-eyed paparazzi were able to capture each of these sexy stars in a see-through moment most savorable last week. That’s thrice as nice! See pics after the jump!
Olivia Wilde’s pregnant and running around LA in a pair of Spandex pants, that the paparazzi were trying to get from a bunch of angles, but only managed to get her ass when it was being blocked by a fucking rear view mirror and the whole thing is entertaining, except for the fact that Olivia Wilde is pregnant, that part is fucking gross.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
Alessandra Ambrosio, Lily Aldridge and Behati Prinsloo were shooting a lingerie photoshoot for Victoria’s Secret and the paparazzi were called because the people at Victoria’s Secret love the paparazzi because the paparazzi make their girls more relevant that the Sears Catalog panty models of the 80s…. You know, in a pre-Victoria’s Secret era, lingerie models didn’t matter, and if you look hard enough, you may still find one pulled up to a dive bar somewhere drinking their sorrows while chain smoking and looking for a dude to go home with because they no longer have a soul, they lost that back when they got naked for a lingerie catalog, thinking it would lead to bigger things, but all it lead to was a coke problem and a understanding that getting naked got you paid… But Victoria’s Secret..turned them into stars..and in doing that sold a lot of fucking panties… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
Aubrey O’Day is the fucking worst….I watched her on Celebrity Apprentice to know that I hate her but at least she has some structure to her hustle…. She’s shooting a new video that Debbie Gibson may have produced, which is pretty fucking hurting to being with and she’s already lost my interest….which is OK cuz I lost interest in her piggy look before I even know who she was or why the paparazzi were taking pics of her…. So Diddy banged her, who fucking cares, I know three girls Diddy banged over the last decade, all were treated like shit by him, none went on to make albums with 80s has beens….all knew their place as whores… But Aubrey, Aubrey is different, she thinks she’s good, smart, pretty, talented, funny….she really is convinced she’s the whole package and I blame her dad for giving her too much positive attention…but not enough positive attention to leave her molested and confused, hating herself and asking “Why?” The only good news is that she was smart enough to use her fakers tits and squeeze her obesity into some tight outfit that made her look semi appealing, especially to darker skinned folks, like Denzel….for a bunch of Instagram photos she took for her facebook/twitter/instagram fans….social networking in it’s most basic form…doing the Tila Tequila…like this shit was Myspace…..only I was blowing up her comments, and her fans aren’t as loyal as Tila Tequila’s army …. Here are the shitty pics….
I don’t know if you remember Audrina Patridge. She had one of those low impact celebrity careers that was more of a gentle stroll around the block that lasted under 10 minutes…with low intensity and not very much noise….but if you don’t…she was an MTV creating on a show called The Hills…where she played the half retarded bitch with implants her dad got her at 18 cuz the half retarded wasn’t really her playing…it was real life…and he knew with tits came opportunity to pay her own rent…. Well she hasn’t run out of money yet, cuz she hasn’t released a sex tape, but she will eventually, and while we wait for that, here she is in a bikini in Vegas celebrating her birthday…because Vegas is the home of anyone who has fallen off in LA….cuz they need party hosts for their crowd of idiots to feel like they are around fame….even if that fame is barely fame….but implants in a bikini…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK
Kim Kardashian thanks God for Black men everytime she hits her Armenian orthodox church in attempts to pretend she’s an actual Armenian and not just the product of an Armenian who has become some vapid white rich girl trash that may be as hairy as an Armenian, but is in no ways really connected to the community…because black guys and I guess a few white guys who try to be hip hop….love big ass….in a the bigger it is the better…a philosophy that goes against everything my tight little young white girl with a round ass love goes completely against….making me totally unable to relate to anyone who freaks out over this shit in booty shorts…sexually….cuz there is no way to appreciate this monster and her big ass other than in finding it funny and entertaining to look at….especially when put into booty shorts for Vogue Italia that the paparazzi were invited to….because Kim Kardashian…and Kanye West…are doing all they can on the marketing front….as she falls into obscurity…as slow as her metabolism maybe…but falling into obscurity none the less…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS OF HER FAT ASS FOLLOW THIS LINK
Now that Lindsay Lohan has been released from what must have been thirteen long hard days of pure hell in jail, I thought some pictures of the troubled starlet in her lingerie would be a good idea. How is this chick going to learn her lesson in thirteen days? I’ve had rashes that lasted longer than that. Anyhow, jail or no jail the chick still looks good in her undies. I can’t wait to see her new prison tats, I bet one’s a teardrop.
This summer Mother Nature has been extremely uncooperative, she’s either melting my testicles with extreme heat and humidity or she’s ruining a perfectly good round of golf with insane thunderstorms. So I was hoping she would make it up to me by perhaps blowing a nice gust of wind up hottie Kelly Brook’s little sun-dress at the exact moment some paparazzi were taking her picture so that we could get a look at her sexy lady business. Guess what? She let me down again. From now on the only thing I’m going to be recycling are lame jokes.
I know it is the afternoon and I haven’t posted and that is because it is the long weekend and I know no one is online today and because I am hungover and woke up 15 minutes ago but I just wanted you to know I haven’t died yet. I hate writing out Kristin Cavallari’s name because she spells her shit with an “i” and not an “e” and that’s just the kind of pretentious bullshit you’d expect out of her, you know having a generic fucking name but spelling it retarded to be different and I guess that’s got nothing to do with why I hate her, but it does have a lot to do with why I hate writing posts on her.
Here is Janice DIckinson’s boyfriend giving her mouth to mouth because her heart just stopepd from her eating disorder, coke addiction and age. He’s not actually making out with her unless he’s just some junkie off the street trying to get high off her fumes, like these two highschool thugged out dudes I saw in the park that looked like they were making out like a gang of queers, but were really just shotgunning a joint . Or maybe she’s just grabbed a random dude and started making out with him without warning cuz she noticed the paparazzi were there and she needs all the attention her plastic face can get, and the poor fucker now has AIDS…….
