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Kristin Cavallari and Her Legs on the Beach of the Day

I know it is the afternoon and I haven’t posted and that is because it is the long weekend and I know no one is online today and because I am hungover and woke up 15 minutes ago but I just wanted you to know I haven’t died yet. I hate writing out Kristin Cavallari’s name because she spells her shit with an “i” and not an “e” and that’s just the kind of pretentious bullshit you’d expect out of her, you know having a generic fucking name but spelling it retarded to be different and I guess that’s got nothing to do with why I hate her, but it does have a lot to do with why I hate writing posts on her.

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Kristin Cavallari and Her Legs on the Beach of the Day

Janice Dickinson Making Out With a Dude of the Day

Here is Janice DIckinson’s boyfriend giving her mouth to mouth because her heart just stopepd from her eating disorder, coke addiction and age. He’s not actually making out with her unless he’s just some junkie off the street trying to get high off her fumes, like these two highschool thugged out dudes I saw in the park that looked like they were making out like a gang of queers, but were really just shotgunning a joint . Or maybe she’s just grabbed a random dude and started making out with him without warning cuz she noticed the paparazzi were there and she needs all the attention her plastic face can get, and the poor fucker now has AIDS…….

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Janice Dickinson Making Out With a Dude of the Day