Judging from her stupid dye job and the fact that she’s dressed like a slutty witch, I should have known that Avril Lavigne had magical powers. I just wish that they were that she could smile without looking retarded instead of making anyone who stands next to her look orange. Kind of a lame power. Here she is hanging out with Kim Kardashian , turning the big assed beauty to a nice sunset color. To be fair, Avril is so pale she’s almost translucent. I think I’d look orange next to her and I haven’t left mother’s basement since the first snowfall.