I want to make some silly comment about how Whitney Port kinda looks like she’s wearing her grandmother’s fancy old lady lingerie while she’s out on the town last night, but those long legs of hers are distracting me, so I don’t really care. Those things would look awesome wrapped around my head. I don’t necessarily mean that in a sexual way either perverts, she can slip into a bikini and climb on my shoulders in a swimming pool and they’d still look awesome.
