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Whitney Port’s Golden Delicious Legs

Posted on March 7, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I want to make some silly comment about how Whitney Port kinda looks like she’s wearing her grandmother’s fancy old lady lingerie while she’s out on the town last night, but those long legs of hers are distracting me, so I don’t really care. Those things would look awesome wrapped around my head. I don’t necessarily mean that in a sexual way either perverts, she can slip into a bikini and climb on my shoulders in a swimming pool and they’d still look awesome.

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Adriana Lima Makes Everything Alright

Posted on March 7, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

After seeing that picture of Jessica Simpson naked and pregnant , I needed something to get things back on track, my erection was really confused. Here’s supermodel Adriana Lima modeling a nice set of bras and underwear to help ease things along. That’s more like it. There’s no way that Jessica’s stomach is ever going to look like this, I’m sorry, but it’s just not going to happen. Sure Adriana’s a supermodel and probably doesn’t eat a whole hell of a lot, but Jessica’s belly is stretched out as far as humanly possible. She’s going to look like she’s wearing a few skin colored fanny packs after she has that kid. Gross. Get it out of your mind. Adriana Lima … Awesome.

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