50 Cent Wants You to Stop Masturbating, Outlines Four-Step Plan

If you think you pleasure yourself to completion too often, 50 Cent agrees. According to the rapper, so does the Bible. God is watching you LOL! No, seriously. Fiddy Tweeted a simple, four-step “stop-masturbating” plan last night. The man who’s been shot nine times doesn’t want you to get caught sinning. So, better get on board or you know where you’re going when this is all over. His four-step program : There you have it, in the words of a true humanitarian and self-help guru. Basically, quit ogling peeps on the street and case spending time and money on establishments, publications and websites designed to facilitate masturbation. Truly enlightening.

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50 Cent Wants You to Stop Masturbating, Outlines Four-Step Plan

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